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<blockquote data-quote="RaguXt" data-source="post: 8591739" data-attributes="member: 34088"><p><strong>My New Constitution</strong></p><p></p><p>I thought, I thought a lot</p><p>I thought of a new constitution</p><p>Something new for me</p><p></p><p>It’s quite simple once you get to know</p><p>A vision so revolting no one can say no</p><p>It’s for the heartbroken and fools</p><p>Who though that girls could guide them through</p><p>Know this is not for the faint hearted</p><p>For it breaks many hearts after it gets started</p><p></p><p>It consists of just four rules</p><p>Which makes it so fool proof</p><p>First, make it nothing but sex</p><p>Or else you’ll be left with a hole in the heart</p><p>Second, never mess with your friends ex</p><p>It always ends with you torn apart</p><p>Third, be swift with the start and in the end</p><p>And be long gone before she even has a clue</p><p>Never mind the start but be slow in the end</p><p>You’ll have a girl sticking to you just like glue</p><p></p><p>Yes it’s awesome I know</p><p>So awesome no one can say no</p><p>Follow it and you’ll never be sorry</p><p>Coz you’ll never have anything to worry</p><p></p><p>Oh! The forth I almost forgot</p><p>Most important of all I got</p><p>Make love, but always with a glove</p><p>Or start changing the diapers from now</p><p></p><p><img src="http://img822.imageshack.us/img822/2215/dance7l7iatar.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="RaguXt, post: 8591739, member: 34088"] [b]My New Constitution[/b] I thought, I thought a lot I thought of a new constitution Something new for me It’s quite simple once you get to know A vision so revolting no one can say no It’s for the heartbroken and fools Who though that girls could guide them through Know this is not for the faint hearted For it breaks many hearts after it gets started It consists of just four rules Which makes it so fool proof First, make it nothing but sex Or else you’ll be left with a hole in the heart Second, never mess with your friends ex It always ends with you torn apart Third, be swift with the start and in the end And be long gone before she even has a clue Never mind the start but be slow in the end You’ll have a girl sticking to you just like glue Yes it’s awesome I know So awesome no one can say no Follow it and you’ll never be sorry Coz you’ll never have anything to worry Oh! The forth I almost forgot Most important of all I got Make love, but always with a glove Or start changing the diapers from now [IMG]http://img822.imageshack.us/img822/2215/dance7l7iatar.jpg[/IMG] [/QUOTE]
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