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Message: <blockquote data-quote="NiyamaSinhalaya" data-source="post: 4254246" data-attributes="member: 113555"><p></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000">                                                            <u>Polite Way</u><u> to Pee</u>  </span></span></strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"> </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000">During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000">asked her students the following question:                      </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000">Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000">would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000">Michael said, 'Just a minute I have to go pee.' </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000">The teacher responded by saying, 'That would be rude and impolite.'</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000">What about you, Sherman, how would you say it?</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000">Sherman said, 'I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000">I'll be right back.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000">That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000">the dinner table.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000">And you, little Stevie, can you use your brain for once and show us your</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000">good manners?</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000">I would say, 'Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000">shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000">you to after dinner.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000">The teacher fainted.</span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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