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<blockquote data-quote="NiyamaSinhalaya" data-source="post: 4254246" data-attributes="member: 113555"><p></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"> <u>Polite Way</u><u> to Pee</u> </span></span></strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"> </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000">During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000">asked her students the following question: </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000">Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000">would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000">Michael said, 'Just a minute I have to go pee.' </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000">The teacher responded by saying, 'That would be rude and impolite.'</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000">What about you, Sherman, how would you say it?</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000">Sherman said, 'I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000">I'll be right back.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000">That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000">the dinner table.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000">And you, little Stevie, can you use your brain for once and show us your</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000">good manners?</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000">I would say, 'Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000">shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000">you to after dinner.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000">The teacher fainted.</span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="NiyamaSinhalaya, post: 4254246, member: 113555"] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [B][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#000000] [U]Polite Way[/U][U] to Pee[/U] [/COLOR][/FONT][/B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial] [COLOR=#000000]During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners asked her students the following question: Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom? Michael said, 'Just a minute I have to go pee.' The teacher responded by saying, 'That would be rude and impolite.' What about you, Sherman, how would you say it? Sherman said, 'I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back. That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table. And you, little Stevie, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners? I would say, 'Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner. The teacher fainted.[/COLOR][/FONT][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Times New Roman] [/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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