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<blockquote data-quote="djtwinz" data-source="post: 7616194" data-attributes="member: 37080"><p><span style="font-size: 22px">Politically Correct Jokes</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: DarkGreen"><span style="font-size: 15px">1.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkGreen"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkGreen"><span style="font-size: 15px">The Prime Minister of China called President Bush to console him after the attack on the Pentagon:</span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkGreen"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkGreen"><span style="font-size: 15px">'I'm sorry to hear about the attack. It is a very big tragedy. But in case you are missing any documents from the Pentagon, we have copies of everything.'</span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-size: 15px">2.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-size: 15px">Musharraf calls Bush on 11th Sept:</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-size: 15px">Musharraf: Mr President, I would like to express my condolences to you. It is a real tragedy. So many people, such great bldgs... I would like to ensure that we had nothing in connection with that...</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-size: 15px">Bush: What buildings? What people??</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-size: 15px">Musharraf: Oh, and what time is it in America now?</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-size: 15px">Bush: It's eight in the morning.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-size: 15px">Musharraf: Oops....Will call back in an hour!</span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: SlateGray"><span style="font-size: 15px">3.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: SlateGray"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: SlateGray"><span style="font-size: 15px">Vajpayee and Bush are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman,</span></span></p><p><span style="color: SlateGray"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: SlateGray"><span style="font-size: 15px">'Isn't that Bush and Vajpayee?'</span></span></p><p><span style="color: SlateGray"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: SlateGray"><span style="font-size: 15px">The barman says 'Yep, that's them.'</span></span></p><p><span style="color: SlateGray"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: SlateGray"><span style="font-size: 15px">So the guy walks over and says, 'Hello, what are you guys doing?'</span></span></p><p><span style="color: SlateGray"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: SlateGray"><span style="font-size: 15px">Bush says, 'We're planning world war 3.'</span></span></p><p><span style="color: SlateGray"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: SlateGray"><span style="font-size: 15px">The guy says, 'Really? What's going to happen?'</span></span></p><p><span style="color: SlateGray"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: SlateGray"><span style="font-size: 15px">And Vajpayee says, 'Well, we're going to kill 14 million Pakistanis and one bicycle repairman.'</span></span></p><p><span style="color: SlateGray"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: SlateGray"><span style="font-size: 15px">And the guy exclaimed, 'A bicycle repairman?!! !'</span></span></p><p><span style="color: SlateGray"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: SlateGray"><span style="font-size: 15px">Vajpayee turns to Bush and says, 'See, I told you no-one would worry about the 14 million Pakistanis!'</span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkOrange">4.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkOrange"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkOrange">Pakistani on the moon:</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkOrange"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkOrange">Q: What do you call 1 Pakistani on the moon?</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkOrange"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkOrange">A: Problem...</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkOrange"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkOrange">Q: What do you call 10 Pakistanis on the moon?</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkOrange"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkOrange">A: Problem..</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkOrange"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkOrange">Q: What do you call a 100 Pakistanis on the moon?</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkOrange"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkOrange">A: Problem....</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkOrange"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkOrange">Q: What do you call ALL the Pakistanis on the moon?</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkOrange"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkOrange">A: ...... Problem Solved!!!</span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"><span style="font-size: 15px">5.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"><span style="font-size: 15px">A man is taking a walk in Central Park in New York. Suddenly he sees a little girl being attacked by a pit bull dog.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"><span style="font-size: 15px">He runs over and starts fighting with the dog. He succeeds in killing the dog and saving the girl's life.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"><span style="font-size: 15px">A policeman who was watching the scene walks over and says: 'You are a hero, tomorrow you can read it in all the newspapers:</span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"><span style="font-size: 15px">'Brave New Yorker saves the life of little girl.'</span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"><span style="font-size: 15px">The man says: 'But I am not a New Yorker!'</span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"><span style="font-size: 15px">Oh then it will say in newspapers in the morning: 'Brave American saves life of little girl,' the policeman answers.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"><span style="font-size: 15px">'But I am not an American!' says the man.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"><span style="font-size: 15px">Oh, what are you then?'</span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"><span style="font-size: 15px">The man says: 'I am a Pakistani!'</span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"><span style="font-size: 15px">The next day the newspapers say: 'Extremist kills innocent American dog.</span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="djtwinz, post: 7616194, member: 37080"] [SIZE="6"]Politically Correct Jokes[/SIZE] [COLOR="DarkGreen"][SIZE="4"]1. The Prime Minister of China called President Bush to console him after the attack on the Pentagon: 'I'm sorry to hear about the attack. It is a very big tragedy. But in case you are missing any documents from the Pentagon, we have copies of everything.'[/SIZE][/COLOR] [COLOR="Red"][SIZE="4"]2. Musharraf calls Bush on 11th Sept: Musharraf: Mr President, I would like to express my condolences to you. It is a real tragedy. So many people, such great bldgs... I would like to ensure that we had nothing in connection with that... Bush: What buildings? What people?? Musharraf: Oh, and what time is it in America now? Bush: It's eight in the morning. Musharraf: Oops....Will call back in an hour![/SIZE][/COLOR] [COLOR="SlateGray"][SIZE="4"]3. Vajpayee and Bush are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman, 'Isn't that Bush and Vajpayee?' The barman says 'Yep, that's them.' So the guy walks over and says, 'Hello, what are you guys doing?' Bush says, 'We're planning world war 3.' The guy says, 'Really? What's going to happen?' And Vajpayee says, 'Well, we're going to kill 14 million Pakistanis and one bicycle repairman.' And the guy exclaimed, 'A bicycle repairman?!! !' Vajpayee turns to Bush and says, 'See, I told you no-one would worry about the 14 million Pakistanis!'[/SIZE][/COLOR] [SIZE="4"][COLOR="DarkOrange"]4. Pakistani on the moon: Q: What do you call 1 Pakistani on the moon? A: Problem... Q: What do you call 10 Pakistanis on the moon? A: Problem.. Q: What do you call a 100 Pakistanis on the moon? A: Problem.... Q: What do you call ALL the Pakistanis on the moon? A: ...... Problem Solved!!![/COLOR][/SIZE] [COLOR="DarkSlateBlue"][SIZE="4"]5. A man is taking a walk in Central Park in New York. Suddenly he sees a little girl being attacked by a pit bull dog. He runs over and starts fighting with the dog. He succeeds in killing the dog and saving the girl's life. A policeman who was watching the scene walks over and says: 'You are a hero, tomorrow you can read it in all the newspapers: 'Brave New Yorker saves the life of little girl.' The man says: 'But I am not a New Yorker!' Oh then it will say in newspapers in the morning: 'Brave American saves life of little girl,' the policeman answers. 'But I am not an American!' says the man. Oh, what are you then?' The man says: 'I am a Pakistani!' The next day the newspapers say: 'Extremist kills innocent American dog.[/SIZE][/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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