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<blockquote data-quote="ama_li" data-source="post: 376896" data-attributes="member: 15131"><p><span style="color: Green"><span style="font-size: 15px">One day Senaka invited his mother over to dinner. During the meal his</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Green"><span style="font-size: 15px">mother couldn't help noticing how attractive and shapely the new</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Green"><span style="font-size: 15px">housemaid</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Green"><span style="font-size: 15px">was. She started to wonder if there was more between Senaka and the</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Green"><span style="font-size: 15px">housemaid that met her eye.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Green"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Green"><span style="font-size: 15px">About a week later, the housemaid came to Senaka and said "ever since</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Green"><span style="font-size: 15px">your</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Green"><span style="font-size: 15px">mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the Polkatu handa. You</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Green"><span style="font-size: 15px">don't suppose she took it, do you?" Senaka said "well, I doubt it, but</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Green"><span style="font-size: 15px">I'll</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Green"><span style="font-size: 15px">write her a letter just to be sure." So he sat down and wrote.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Green"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Green"><span style="font-size: 15px">Dear Mum,</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Green"><span style="font-size: 15px">I'm not saying that you took a Polkatu handa from my house, and I'm not</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Green"><span style="font-size: 15px">saying you didn't take a handa, but the fact remains that one has been</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Green"><span style="font-size: 15px">missing ever since you were here for dinner.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Green"><span style="font-size: 15px">Love,</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Green"><span style="font-size: 15px"> Your son Senaka.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Green"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Green"><span style="font-size: 15px">Several days later, Senaka received a letter from his mother, which </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Green"><span style="font-size: 15px">said,</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Green"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Green"><span style="font-size: 15px">Dear son Senaka,</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Green"><span style="font-size: 15px">I'm not saying that you do sleep with your housemaid, and I'm not </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Green"><span style="font-size: 15px">saying</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Green"><span style="font-size: 15px">that you do not sleep with your housemaid, but the fact remains that if</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Green"><span style="font-size: 15px">she</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Green"><span style="font-size: 15px">were sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the Polkatu handa</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Green"><span style="font-size: 15px">under</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Green"><span style="font-size: 15px">her pillow, by now.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Green"><span style="font-size: 15px">Love,</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Green"><span style="font-size: 15px">Mum.</span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="ama_li, post: 376896, member: 15131"] [COLOR="Green"][SIZE="4"]One day Senaka invited his mother over to dinner. During the meal his mother couldn't help noticing how attractive and shapely the new housemaid was. She started to wonder if there was more between Senaka and the housemaid that met her eye. About a week later, the housemaid came to Senaka and said "ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the Polkatu handa. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" Senaka said "well, I doubt it, but I'll write her a letter just to be sure." So he sat down and wrote. Dear Mum, I'm not saying that you took a Polkatu handa from my house, and I'm not saying you didn't take a handa, but the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner. Love, Your son Senaka. Several days later, Senaka received a letter from his mother, which said, Dear son Senaka, I'm not saying that you do sleep with your housemaid, and I'm not saying that you do not sleep with your housemaid, but the fact remains that if she were sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the Polkatu handa under her pillow, by now. Love, Mum.[/SIZE][/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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