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'Potentially' and 'reality'?"
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<blockquote data-quote="dwpsg" data-source="post: 12169497" data-attributes="member: 381881"><p><span style="color: Green">Youngest Son:</span> "Tell me Daddy, what is the difference between</p><p>'Potentially' and 'reality'?"<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/oo.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":oo:" title="Oo :oo:" data-shortname=":oo:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/oo.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":oo:" title="Oo :oo:" data-shortname=":oo:" /></p><p></p><p><span style="color: Green">Dad:</span> "I will show you"<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/wink.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=";)" title="Wink ;)" data-shortname=";)" /></p><p>Dad turns to his wife and asks her: "Would you sleep with Robert</p><p>Redford for 1 million dollars"?<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/confused.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":confused:" title="Confused :confused:" data-shortname=":confused:" /></p><p><span style="color: DarkGreen">Wife:</span> "Yes of course! I would never waste such an opportunity"!</p><p></p><p>Then Dad asks his daughter, if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for 1</p><p>Million dollars?<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/confused.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":confused:" title="Confused :confused:" data-shortname=":confused:" /></p><p><span style="color: Green">Daughter:</span> "Wow! Yes! He is my fantasy!"</p><p></p><p>So Dad turns to his elder son and asks him: "Would you sleep with, Tom</p><p>Cruise for 1 million dollars"?<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/confused.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":confused:" title="Confused :confused:" data-shortname=":confused:" /></p><p><span style="color: Green">Elder Son:</span> "Yeah! Why not? Imagine what I could do with 1 million</p><p>Dollars! I would never hesitate!"<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rofl.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="ROFL :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" /></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">So the father turns back to his younger son saying: You see son,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">'Potentially' we are sitting on 3 million dollars, but in 'Reality' we</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">are living with 2 prostitutes and 1 gay.</span></span><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /></p><p></p><p></p><p><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/shocked.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":shocked:" title="Shocked :shocked:" data-shortname=":shocked:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/shocked.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":shocked:" title="Shocked :shocked:" data-shortname=":shocked:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/shocked.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":shocked:" title="Shocked :shocked:" data-shortname=":shocked:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/shocked.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":shocked:" title="Shocked :shocked:" data-shortname=":shocked:" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="dwpsg, post: 12169497, member: 381881"] [COLOR="Green"]Youngest Son:[/COLOR] "Tell me Daddy, what is the difference between 'Potentially' and 'reality'?":oo::oo: [COLOR="Green"]Dad:[/COLOR] "I will show you";) Dad turns to his wife and asks her: "Would you sleep with Robert Redford for 1 million dollars"?:confused: [COLOR="DarkGreen"]Wife:[/COLOR] "Yes of course! I would never waste such an opportunity"! Then Dad asks his daughter, if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for 1 Million dollars?:confused: [COLOR="Green"]Daughter:[/COLOR] "Wow! Yes! He is my fantasy!" So Dad turns to his elder son and asks him: "Would you sleep with, Tom Cruise for 1 million dollars"?:confused: [COLOR="Green"]Elder Son:[/COLOR] "Yeah! Why not? Imagine what I could do with 1 million Dollars! I would never hesitate!":rofl: [SIZE="5"][COLOR="Blue"]So the father turns back to his younger son saying: You see son, 'Potentially' we are sitting on 3 million dollars, but in 'Reality' we are living with 2 prostitutes and 1 gay.[/COLOR][/SIZE]:lol::lol: :shocked::shocked::shocked::shocked: [/QUOTE]
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