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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Eclipse" data-source="post: 2532405" data-attributes="member: 84173"><img src="http://img504.imageshack.us/img504/8601/mrdq2.png" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /> MR: What is this plane called?  Pilot: Sir, it is called Kafir.  MR: Why is it called Kafir Airlines? Does it belong to a Muslim mudallai called Kafir?  Pilot: No sir, that is the name of the plane.  MR: So how do you drop bombs from this? Do you go up and open the window like this and drop the bombs where you want?  Pilot: No sir, we dont have to do that manually. There is a way we can do that automatically by pressing a button.  MR: Son, I got this bright idea while recently traveling to Hambantota by a helicopter. Why cannot you drop bombs by using helicopters? That will cut down our costs and save lots of money. Pilot; Sir Helicopters are meant to transport passengers. They are not meant for war.  MR: Or is that so? The kitchen knives are also meant to cut vegetables, but you can kill a person with a kitchen knife. So hereafter use helicopters to drop bombs. It is less expensive. Pilot: Sir helicopters cannot go fast. Tigers might hit them.  MR: Listen to me son. Never say you cannot. We need to do this for the nation. I will tell you a way. Go and bomb at night when tigers are sleeping. See, how brainy I am? Pilot: Yes sir, we are so lucky to have an intelligent president like you.  MR: Thank you son. Dont forget to take a powerful torch with Eveready batteries. Otherwise you will not be able to find the tigers at night. See, I think of everything. You should everyday thank God, that you are blessed with a wise leader like myself.</blockquote>

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