MR: What is this plane called?
Pilot: Sir, it is called Kafir.
MR: Why is it called Kafir Airlines? Does it belong to a Muslim mudallai called Kafir?
Pilot: No sir, that is the name of the plane.
MR: So how do you drop bombs from this? Do you go up and open the window like this and drop the bombs where you want?
Pilot: No sir, we dont have to do that manually. There is a way we can do that automatically by pressing a button.
MR: Son, I got this bright idea while recently traveling to Hambantota by a helicopter. Why cannot you drop bombs by using helicopters? That will cut down our costs and save lots of money.
Pilot; Sir Helicopters are meant to transport passengers. They are not meant for war.
MR: Or is that so? The kitchen knives are also meant to cut vegetables, but you can kill a person with a kitchen knife. So hereafter use helicopters to drop bombs. It is less expensive.
Pilot: Sir helicopters cannot go fast. Tigers might hit them.
MR: Listen to me son. Never say you cannot. We need to do this for the nation. I will tell you a way. Go and bomb at night when tigers are sleeping. See, how brainy I am?
Pilot: Yes sir, we are so lucky to have an intelligent president like you.
MR: Thank you son. Dont forget to take a powerful torch with Eveready batteries. Otherwise you will not be able to find the tigers at night. See, I think of everything. You should everyday thank God, that you are blessed with a wise leader like myself.
