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Message: <blockquote data-quote="scoobss" data-source="post: 560767" data-attributes="member: 13192"><p><span style="color: Indigo">A guy woke up at home with a huge hangover. He forced himself to open his</span></p><p><span style="color: Indigo">eyes, and the first thing he saw is a couple of aspirins and a glass of</span></p><p><span style="color: Indigo">water on the side table. He sat down and sees his clothing in front of</span></p><p><span style="color: Indigo">him, all clean and pressed.</span></p><p><span style="color: Indigo"></span></p><p><span style="color: Indigo">He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless,</span></p><p><span style="color: Indigo">clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and notices a</span></p><p><span style="color: Indigo">note on the table. "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left</span></p><p><span style="color: Indigo">early to go shopping. Love You!"</span></p><p><span style="color: Indigo"></span></p><p><span style="color: Indigo">So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the</span></p><p><span style="color: Indigo">morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. He asks, "Son,</span></p><p><span style="color: Indigo">what happened last night?"</span></p><p><span style="color: Indigo"></span></p><p><span style="color: Indigo">His son says, "Well, you came home around 3 AM, drunk and delirious. Broke</span></p><p><span style="color: Indigo">some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when</span></p><p><span style="color: Indigo">you stumbled into the door". Confused, the man asks, "So, why is</span></p><p><span style="color: Indigo">everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting</span></p><p><span style="color: Indigo">for me? I should expect a big quarrel with her!"</span></p><p><span style="color: Indigo"></span></p><p><span style="color: Indigo">His son replies, "Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she</span></p><p><span style="color: Indigo">tried to take your clothes n shoes off, you said , "hey !!!!!!!</span></p><p><span style="color: Indigo">leave me alone! I'm married!"</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: Indigo"><span style="font-size: 15px">Moral</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Indigo"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Indigo"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Indigo"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Indigo"><span style="font-size: 15px">Breakfast -- Rs. 100.00</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Indigo"><span style="font-size: 15px">Self-induced hangover -- Rs. 2000.00</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Indigo"><span style="font-size: 15px">Broken furniture -- Rs. 20,000.00</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Indigo"><span style="font-size: 15px">Saying The Right Thing While Drunk - PRICELESS!!! !!!!!!!!!</span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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