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Whorehouse Tomatoes
A man decides to visit a whorehouse. He is sitting in the waiting room when he notices jars of tomatoes on the shelves.

Suddenly noticing that he is hungry, he opens a jar and precedes to devour an entire jar.

The next day he returns and eats another jar while waiting for his prostitute.

On the third day he asks a hooker where they got those juicy tomatoes.

The whore replies,
"Tomatoes? Those are last weeks abortions."​
 

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  • Feb 21, 2008
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    AtulaSiriwardane said:
    Whorehouse Tomatoes
    A man decides to visit a whorehouse. He is sitting in the waiting room when he notices jars of tomatoes on the shelves.

    Suddenly noticing that he is hungry, he opens a jar and precedes to devour an entire jar.

    The next day he returns and eats another jar while waiting for his prostitute.

    On the third day he asks a hooker where they got those juicy tomatoes.

    The whore replies,
    "Tomatoes? Those are last weeks abortions."​

    funny thing happened to you man haha shit fucking does happen :lol: thanks for sharing