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Message: <blockquote data-quote="xcorect" data-source="post: 624831" data-attributes="member: 27281"><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Magenta"><p style="text-align: center">A lady approaches her priest and says, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female talking parrots, but they only know how to say one thing." </p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Magenta"></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Magenta">"What do they say?" the priest inquires. </p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Magenta"></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Magenta">"They only know how to say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Want to have some fun?'" </p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Magenta"></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Magenta">"That's terrible," the priest exclaims, "but I have a solution to your problem. Bring your two female parrots over to my house, and I will put them with my two male talking parrots whom I taught to pray and read the bible. My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase, and your female parrots will learn to praise and worship." </p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Magenta"></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Magenta">"Thank you!" the woman responds. </p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Magenta"></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Magenta">The next day, the woman brings her female parrots to the priest's house. His two male parrots are holding rosary beads and praying in their cage. The lady puts her two female parrots in with the male parrots, and the female parrots say, "Hi, we're prostitutes, want to have some fun?" </p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Magenta"></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Magenta">One male parrot looks at the other male parrot and exclaims, "Put the beads away. Our prayers have been answered!"</p><p></span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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