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<blockquote data-quote="fahadhnazir" data-source="post: 12927452" data-attributes="member: 161104"><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Manager asked Gupta at an interview.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Gupta replied: -P-O-S-T-B-O- X.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">------------------------------------------</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">After returning back from a foreign trip, Gupta asked his wife,</span> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Do I look like a foreigner?</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Wife: No! Why?</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Gupta: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">-----------------------------------------------</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">One tourist from U.S.A. asked Gupta:</span> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Any great man born in this village???</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Gupta: no sir, only small Babies!!!</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">------------------------------------------------</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Lecturer: write a note on Gandhi Jayanti</span> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">So Gupta writes, "Gandhi was a great man, but I don't know who is Jayanti.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">----------------------------------------------------------</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">When Gupta was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver</span> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">adjusted the mirror. Gupta shouted, "You are trying to see my</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">wife? Sit behind. I will drive.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">------------------------------------------------------------</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Interviewer: just imagine you are on the3rd floor, it caught fire</span> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">and how will you escape?</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Gupta: its simple. I will stop my imagination! !!</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">----------------------------</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Gupta: My mobile bill how much?</span> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123 to know current bill status</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Gupta: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">------------------------------------</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Friend: I got a brand new Ford IKON for my wife!</span> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Gupta: Wow!!! That's an unbelievable exchange offer!!!</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">-------------------------------------------</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Gupta attending an interview in Software Company.</span> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Manager: Do U know MS Office?</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Gupta: If U give me the address I will go there sir.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>Don't forget your <span style="color: Red">Rep+</span> and <span style="color: Red">Bumps</span>... Mention your name when giving REP so I can treat you back <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/happy.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":)" title="Happy :)" data-shortname=":)" /></strong></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
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