Manager asked Gupta at an interview.
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Gupta replied: -P-O-S-T-B-O- X.
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After returning back from a foreign trip, Gupta asked his wife,
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Gupta: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?
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One tourist from U.S.A. asked Gupta:
Any great man born in this village???
Gupta: no sir, only small Babies!!!
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Lecturer: write a note on Gandhi Jayanti
So Gupta writes, "Gandhi was a great man, but I don't know who is Jayanti.
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When Gupta was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver
adjusted the mirror. Gupta shouted, "You are trying to see my
wife? Sit behind. I will drive.
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Interviewer: just imagine you are on the3rd floor, it caught fire
and how will you escape?
Gupta: its simple. I will stop my imagination! !!
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Gupta: My mobile bill how much?
Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123 to know current bill status
Gupta: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.
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Friend: I got a brand new Ford IKON for my wife!
Gupta: Wow!!! That's an unbelievable exchange offer!!!
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Gupta attending an interview in Software Company.
Manager: Do U know MS Office?
Gupta: If U give me the address I will go there sir.
Don't forget your Rep+ and Bumps... Mention your name when giving REP so I can treat you back
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Gupta replied: -P-O-S-T-B-O- X.
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After returning back from a foreign trip, Gupta asked his wife,
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Gupta: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?
-----------------------------------------------
One tourist from U.S.A. asked Gupta:
Any great man born in this village???
Gupta: no sir, only small Babies!!!
------------------------------------------------
Lecturer: write a note on Gandhi Jayanti
So Gupta writes, "Gandhi was a great man, but I don't know who is Jayanti.
----------------------------------------------------------
When Gupta was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver
adjusted the mirror. Gupta shouted, "You are trying to see my
wife? Sit behind. I will drive.
------------------------------------------------------------
Interviewer: just imagine you are on the3rd floor, it caught fire
and how will you escape?
Gupta: its simple. I will stop my imagination! !!
----------------------------
Gupta: My mobile bill how much?
Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123 to know current bill status
Gupta: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.
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Friend: I got a brand new Ford IKON for my wife!
Gupta: Wow!!! That's an unbelievable exchange offer!!!
-------------------------------------------
Gupta attending an interview in Software Company.
Manager: Do U know MS Office?
Gupta: If U give me the address I will go there sir.
Don't forget your Rep+ and Bumps... Mention your name when giving REP so I can treat you back
