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<blockquote data-quote="nishuek" data-source="post: 16809199" data-attributes="member: 293241"><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Q: Why are condoms transparent?</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> <span style="color: Green">A: So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted!</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Q: What will happen if earth rotates 30 times faster?</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> <span style="color: Green">A: Men will get their salary everyday and women will bleed to death.</span></span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Q: Why do 90% gals have left boob bigger than right?</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> <span style="color: Green">A: Bcoz 90% boys are right handed. </span></span></span></span></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Q: What is the difference between an UNDERWEAR & a STAGE CURTAIN?</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> <span style="color: Green">A: When you pull down the STAGE CURTAIN, the show is over, but when you pull down the UNDERWEAR..... it's SHOWTIME!!! </span></span></span></span></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Q: What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> <span style="color: Green">A: Both are sweet in the beginning but become tasteless and shapeless later... </span></span></span></span><span style="color: Green"></span></p><p><span style="color: Green"></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Indigo"><span style="font-size: 26px">And</span> <span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid">Finally</span></span></span></span> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Plum">we</span></span><span style="color: Plum"> <span style="font-size: 18px">end</span></span> <span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid">like</span></span> <span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: Purple">this</span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: Blue">New AIDS awareness slogan: </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> <span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Red">Try different positions with the same woman instead of same position with different women. </span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> </span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="nishuek, post: 16809199, member: 293241"] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][FONT=Arial]Q: Why are condoms transparent? [COLOR=Green]A: So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted![/COLOR] [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][FONT=Arial]Q: What will happen if earth rotates 30 times faster? [COLOR=Green]A: Men will get their salary everyday and women will bleed to death.[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][FONT=Arial]Q: Why do 90% gals have left boob bigger than right? [COLOR=Green]A: Bcoz 90% boys are right handed. [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][FONT=Arial]Q: What is the difference between an UNDERWEAR[COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue] [/COLOR][/COLOR]& a STAGE CURTAIN? [COLOR=Green]A: When you pull down the STAGE CURTAIN, the show is over, but when you pull down the UNDERWEAR..... it's SHOWTIME!!! [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][FONT=Arial]Q: What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum? [COLOR=Green]A: Both are sweet in the beginning but become tasteless and shapeless later... [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][COLOR=Green] [/COLOR] [SIZE=5][COLOR=Indigo][SIZE=7]And[/SIZE] [SIZE=6][COLOR=DarkOrchid]Finally[/COLOR][/SIZE][/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][SIZE=5][COLOR=Plum]we[/COLOR][/SIZE][COLOR=Plum] [SIZE=5]end[/SIZE][/COLOR] [SIZE=6][COLOR=DarkOrchid]like[/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=7][COLOR=Purple]this[/COLOR][/SIZE][/SIZE] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][FONT=Arial][COLOR=Blue]New AIDS awareness slogan: [/COLOR] [SIZE=5][COLOR=Red]Try different positions with the same woman instead of same position with different women. [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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