Q: What's the difference between cricketers and condoms? A: Cricketers drop the catches and condoms catches the drops.
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Q: What is the difference between riding a bicycle and a woman? A: Riding a bicycle you fix your ass & move your legs, riding a woman you fix your legs & move your ass.
Q: What three things are common between the sun and woman's underwear? A: Both are hot, both look better while going down and both disappear at night.
Q: What's common between men and video? A: Both go backward... Forward... Backward... Forward... Backward.... Forward... Stop and eject.
Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period? A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5-7 days and if it doesn't come means you are in big trouble
7 qualities to be a perfect wife: Beautiful, Responsible Energetic Adorable Sweet Truthful and Self-Organized. In short, she must have good B.R.E.A.S.T. S
Q: Who is a gynecologist? A: He is the only fool on the earth who looks for problems in a place, where most people find pleasure.
Tarzan and the animals went to the river to take a bath. Tarzan removed his clothes. All the animals laughed. Tarzan asked "Why"? The animals told him......... .."Your tail is in the front"
Last but not least Secret of long life... Morning two eggs, evening two pegs......and night between two legsŠ
