Mahinda,Ranil, Karu and Mervyn(Silva, of course !) were finalists at a quiz show. One common question was asked of them.
Quiz master: WHAT IS THE FASTEST THING IN THE WORLD?
Mahinda: It's Light, nothing can travel faster than Light.
Ranil : It's Thought; because thought is so fast it comes instantly to your mind.
Karu: It's Blink, you can blink and it's hard to realize you blinked at all.
Mervyn: It's a Loose Motion.
Quiz Master: (Shocked to hear Mervyn's reply) "Why"?
Mervyn : Last night after dinner, I was lying in my bed and I got the worst stomach ache, and before I could THINK,BLINK,or TURN ON THE LIGHTS,it was all over (the shit!)
Quiz master: WHAT IS THE FASTEST THING IN THE WORLD?
Mahinda: It's Light, nothing can travel faster than Light.
Ranil : It's Thought; because thought is so fast it comes instantly to your mind.
Karu: It's Blink, you can blink and it's hard to realize you blinked at all.
Mervyn: It's a Loose Motion.
Quiz Master: (Shocked to hear Mervyn's reply) "Why"?
Mervyn : Last night after dinner, I was lying in my bed and I got the worst stomach ache, and before I could THINK,BLINK,or TURN ON THE LIGHTS,it was all over (the shit!)
