Quotes After Quotes........lets start!

[virajvithanage]

"If you can't convince them, confuse them."

 

[akila101]

"What the heart gives away is never gone ... It is kept in the hearts of others."
Robin St. John

 

[akila101]

"Love can make you do things that you never thought possible!"

 

[akila101]

when you’re struggling with something, look at all the people around you and realize that every single person you see is struggling with something, and to them, it’s just as hard as what you’re going through.
(71, DEAR JOHN by Nicholas Sparks)

 

[virajvithanage]

. Love affairs : Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five day test.

 

[virajvithanage]

Marriage : It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master

 

[virajvithanage]

Divorce : Future tense of marriage

 

[virajvithanage]

Lecture : An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"

 

[virajvithanage]

Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

 

[virajvithanage]

Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such away that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

 

[virajvithanage]

Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water-power ..

 

[virajvithanage]

Dictionary : A place where divorce comes before marriage.

 

[virajvithanage]

Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on.

 

[virajvithanage]

Ecstasy : A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.

 

[virajvithanage]

Classic : A book which people praise, but do not read.

 

[virajvithanage]

Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

 

[virajvithanage]

Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

 

[virajvithanage]

Yawn : The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

 

[virajvithanage]

Etc. : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

 

[akila101]

Live as if your were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

- Gandhi