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Rajinikanth killed the Dead Sea.
Rajinikanth knows Victoria's secret.
Rajinikanth can answer a missed call.
If Rajinikanth's PC hangs.. it's time for next Windows release.
Sun doesn't rise until Rajinikanth says 'Good morning'.
Rajinikanth was preparing for a spelling test, the rough sheet he used is known as Oxford Dictionary.
Rajinikanth once wrote a cheque, the bank bounced!
When Rajinikant logs on to facebook.com, facebook updates its status message!
Rajinikanth was shot today... Tomorrow is the bullet's funeral!
When God watched Robot, he said, "Oh my Rajinikanth!"
There is no CTL key in Rajinikanth's keyboard, He is always in Control
If Dracula bites Rajinikanth, then Dracula becomes Rajini's follower
Ghosts sit around campfire and tell Rajinikanth stories
Rajinikanth already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life
Once a Police officer caught Rajinikanth, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning
Rajinikanth can make onions cry!
Rajinikanth can watch the Radio !
People call 100 for Police help, Police calls Rajinikanth for Help
Rajinikanth built the hospital he was born in
Harvard got it's MBA from Rajinikanth
Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Rajinikanth's shooting practice
Rajinikanth can Like a Facebook post even before it is posted
Rajinikanth died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet
Once Rajinikanth kicked a man, later he is remembered for being the first Man to Land on Moon
When anyone says "No one is Perfect", Rajinikanth takes it as a personal insult.
Rajinikanth can delete the Recycle Bin !
Gmail's email address [email protected]
Rajinikanth got nobel prize in acting.
When Rajini wants the lights on, he simply turns the dark off !
When Alexander Bell invented the telephone, he already had 3 missed calls from Rajinikanth
Once Stephen Hawking tried to convince Rajinikanth, He got what he deserved .
Rajinikanth counted to Infinity many times
Rajinikanth can drown a fish
Rajinikanth can play a Violin with a piano
Rajinikanth knows what came first Egg or Chicken !
Once death has "Near Rajinikanth experience"
Once Rajinikanth and Superman had a competition, The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants!
When Rajinikanth visits Intel's office, they change their caption "Rajini Inside"
Guinness World Records requested Rajini to not compete, else their book becomes a single line "All Records Won by Rajinikanth"
Once Rajinikanth kicked a horse in the chin.. It's decendents were found to be giraffes!!
When Rajinikanth logs into twitter, twitter informs Rajnikant What's happening!
Rajinikanth B.com Accounting Answer Paper is Termed as "Accounting Standards"
Rajinikanth can speak in Braille
Rajinikanth beat the Sun in Staring at each other Contest !
Rajinikanth tears can cure the Cancer, but the sad thing is Rajnikanth never cries
Rajinikanth can remember the Future !
Rajinikanth once ordered a plate of idli in McDonald's, and got it.
Rajinikanth can paste something even before he copy it
Why Rajinikanth have less hair ?? In old days people used to use them to Cut Diamonds !
When Google wants to search something, they search Rajinikanth
Rajinikanth can divide by Zero !
Rajinikanth got his drivers license at the age of 12 Seconds.
Rajinikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone.
When Rajinikanth asks you a question, there is no answer
Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Rajinikanth ' PC will crash.
Rajinikanth can judge a book by its Cover
Rajinikanth is the only weapon allowed inside an aeroplane
Rajinikanth's emails never come back Undelivered
Rajinikanth can smell the sound
Cigarettes smoked by Rajinikanth die from lung cancer
Rajinikanth wears sunglasses to protect the Sun from his powerful gaze
Rajinikanth killed the Dead Sea.
Rajinikanth knows Victoria's secret.
Rajinikanth can answer a missed call.
If Rajinikanth's PC hangs.. it's time for next Windows release.
Sun doesn't rise until Rajinikanth says 'Good morning'.
Rajinikanth was preparing for a spelling test, the rough sheet he used is known as Oxford Dictionary.
Rajinikanth once wrote a cheque, the bank bounced!
When Rajinikant logs on to facebook.com, facebook updates its status message!
Rajinikanth was shot today... Tomorrow is the bullet's funeral!
When God watched Robot, he said, "Oh my Rajinikanth!"
There is no CTL key in Rajinikanth's keyboard, He is always in Control
If Dracula bites Rajinikanth, then Dracula becomes Rajini's follower
Ghosts sit around campfire and tell Rajinikanth stories
Rajinikanth already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life
Once a Police officer caught Rajinikanth, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning
Rajinikanth can make onions cry!
Rajinikanth can watch the Radio !
People call 100 for Police help, Police calls Rajinikanth for Help
Rajinikanth built the hospital he was born in
Harvard got it's MBA from Rajinikanth
Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Rajinikanth's shooting practice
Rajinikanth can Like a Facebook post even before it is posted
Rajinikanth died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet
Once Rajinikanth kicked a man, later he is remembered for being the first Man to Land on Moon
When anyone says "No one is Perfect", Rajinikanth takes it as a personal insult.
Rajinikanth can delete the Recycle Bin !
Gmail's email address [email protected]
Rajinikanth got nobel prize in acting.
When Rajini wants the lights on, he simply turns the dark off !
When Alexander Bell invented the telephone, he already had 3 missed calls from Rajinikanth
Once Stephen Hawking tried to convince Rajinikanth, He got what he deserved .
Rajinikanth counted to Infinity many times
Rajinikanth can drown a fish
Rajinikanth can play a Violin with a piano
Rajinikanth knows what came first Egg or Chicken !
Once death has "Near Rajinikanth experience"
Once Rajinikanth and Superman had a competition, The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants!
When Rajinikanth visits Intel's office, they change their caption "Rajini Inside"
Guinness World Records requested Rajini to not compete, else their book becomes a single line "All Records Won by Rajinikanth"
Once Rajinikanth kicked a horse in the chin.. It's decendents were found to be giraffes!!
When Rajinikanth logs into twitter, twitter informs Rajnikant What's happening!
Rajinikanth B.com Accounting Answer Paper is Termed as "Accounting Standards"
Rajinikanth can speak in Braille
Rajinikanth beat the Sun in Staring at each other Contest !
Rajinikanth tears can cure the Cancer, but the sad thing is Rajnikanth never cries
Rajinikanth can remember the Future !
Rajinikanth once ordered a plate of idli in McDonald's, and got it.
Rajinikanth can paste something even before he copy it
Why Rajinikanth have less hair ?? In old days people used to use them to Cut Diamonds !
When Google wants to search something, they search Rajinikanth
Rajinikanth can divide by Zero !
Rajinikanth got his drivers license at the age of 12 Seconds.
Rajinikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone.
When Rajinikanth asks you a question, there is no answer
Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Rajinikanth ' PC will crash.
Rajinikanth can judge a book by its Cover
Rajinikanth is the only weapon allowed inside an aeroplane
Rajinikanth's emails never come back Undelivered
Rajinikanth can smell the sound
Cigarettes smoked by Rajinikanth die from lung cancer
Rajinikanth wears sunglasses to protect the Sun from his powerful gaze
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