Some all time hits of Rajini..
1. Rajanikanth makes onions cry.
2. Rajanikanth can delete the Recycling Bin.
3. Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Rajanikanth’ PC will crash.
4. Ghosts are actually caused by Rajanikanth killing people faster than Death can process them.
5. Rajanikanth can build a snowman….. out of rain.
6. Rajanikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone.
7. Rajanikanth can drown a fish.
8. Rajanikanth can play the violin…… …with a piano.
9. When Rajanikanth enters a room, he doesn’t turn the lights on,……… …. he turns the dark off.
10. Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Rajanikanth can throw Brett Favre even further.
11. The last digit of pi is Rajanikanth. He is the end of all things.
12. Rajanikanth does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
13. Bullets dodge Rajanikanth.
14. Rajanikanth’ calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Rajanikanth.
15. If you spell Rajanikanth wrong on Google it doesn’t say, “Did you mean Rajanikanth?” It simply replies, “Run while you still have the chance.”
16. Rajanikanth can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
17. Once a cobra bit Rajanikanth’ leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
18. Rajanikanth can kill two stones with one bird.
19. Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Rajanikanth can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.
20. There is no such thing as global warming. Rajanikanth was cold, so he turned the sun up.
21. Rajanikanth can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
22. It takes Rajanikanth 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
23. Rajanikanth once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, “Bang!”
24. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Rajanikanth could use to kill you, including the room itself.
25. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Rajanikanth.
26. Rajanikanth got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.
27. With the rising cost of gasoline, Rajanikanth is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
28. Rajnikant doesn't wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
29. Rajnikant doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
30. Rajnikant can squeeze orange juice from a banana
31. Rajinikanth doesn't move at the speed of light. Light moves at the speed of Rajinikanth.
32. Rajinikanth once ordered a plate of rice in McDonald’s, and got it.
33. Rajinikanth has counted to infinity, twice
2. Rajanikanth can delete the Recycling Bin.
3. Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Rajanikanth’ PC will crash.
4. Ghosts are actually caused by Rajanikanth killing people faster than Death can process them.
5. Rajanikanth can build a snowman….. out of rain.
6. Rajanikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone.
7. Rajanikanth can drown a fish.
8. Rajanikanth can play the violin…… …with a piano.
9. When Rajanikanth enters a room, he doesn’t turn the lights on,……… …. he turns the dark off.
10. Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Rajanikanth can throw Brett Favre even further.
11. The last digit of pi is Rajanikanth. He is the end of all things.
12. Rajanikanth does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
13. Bullets dodge Rajanikanth.
14. Rajanikanth’ calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Rajanikanth.
15. If you spell Rajanikanth wrong on Google it doesn’t say, “Did you mean Rajanikanth?” It simply replies, “Run while you still have the chance.”
16. Rajanikanth can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
17. Once a cobra bit Rajanikanth’ leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
18. Rajanikanth can kill two stones with one bird.
19. Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Rajanikanth can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.
20. There is no such thing as global warming. Rajanikanth was cold, so he turned the sun up.
21. Rajanikanth can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
22. It takes Rajanikanth 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
23. Rajanikanth once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, “Bang!”
24. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Rajanikanth could use to kill you, including the room itself.
25. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Rajanikanth.
26. Rajanikanth got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.
27. With the rising cost of gasoline, Rajanikanth is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
28. Rajnikant doesn't wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
29. Rajnikant doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
30. Rajnikant can squeeze orange juice from a banana
31. Rajinikanth doesn't move at the speed of light. Light moves at the speed of Rajinikanth.
32. Rajinikanth once ordered a plate of rice in McDonald’s, and got it.
33. Rajinikanth has counted to infinity, twice
And the best one ever --- >
When GOD is shocked he exclaims “Oh my Rajnikaant!
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