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Message: <blockquote data-quote="bird123" data-source="post: 909329" data-attributes="member: 51098">Ramayana by Bill Gates...LAN, LAN ago, in the SYSTEM of I/O-dhya, there ruled a PROCESSOR named DOS-rat.Once he EXECUTED a great sacrifice PROGRAM after which his queens gave anOUTPUT of four SUNs--RAM, LSIman,BUG-rat and SED-rughana. RAM the eldest wasa MICROCHIP with excellent MEMORY. His brothers, however, were onlyPERIPHERAL ICs. Once when RAM was only 16MB, he married princess 'C'ta. 12yearspassed and DOS-rat decided to INSTALL RAM as his successor. However, QueenCIE/CAE(Kayegayee), who was once offered a boon by DOS-rat for a lifesaving HELPCOMMAND, took this opportunity at the instigation of her BIOSed maid (a real plotter),and insisted that her son Bug-rat be INSTALLED and that RAM be CUT-N-PASTED tothe forest for 14 years.At this cruel and unexpected demand, a SURGE passed throughDOS-rat and he kollapsedpower-less. RAM agreed to LOG INTO forest and 'C'ta insisted toLOGIN with hi! m.LSI-man also resolved on LOGGING IN with his brother. Theforest was the dwelling ofSPARCnakha, the TRAN-SISTOR of RAW-van, PROCESSOR ofLAN-ka. Attracted byRAM's stature, she proposed that he marry her. RAM, politelydeclined. Perceiving 'C'ta tobe the SOURCE CODE of her distress, she hastened to kill her.Weeping, SPARC-nakhafled to LAN-ka, where RAW-van, moved by TRAN-SISTOR'splight, approached hisuncle MAR-icha. MAR-icha REPROGRAMED himself into theform of a golden stag anddrew RAM deep into the forest. Finally, tired of chase, RAM shotthe deer, who, with hislast breath, cried out resperately for LSI-man in RAM's voice.Fooled by this VIRTUAL RAM SOUND, 'C'ta urged LSI-man to his brother's aid.Catching the opportunity, RAW-van DELINKED 'C'ta from her LIBRARY and changedher ROOT DIRECTORY to LAN-ka.RAM and LSI-man started SEARCHING for the missing 'C'ta all over the forest.They made friendship with the forest SYSTEM ADMINISTRATOR SU-greev and his powerfulco-processor Ha-NEUMAN.SU-greev agreed to help RAM. SU-greev ordered hisPROGRAMMERS to use powerful'SEARCH' techniques to FIND the missing 'C'ta. HisPROGRAMMERS SEARCHED allaround the INTER-NETworked forests. Many tried to 'EXCITE' the birds and animals notto forget the 'WEBCRAWLERS' (Insects) and tried to 'INFO SEEK' something about'C'ta. Some of them even shouted 'YAA-HOO' but they all ended up with 'NOT FOUNDMESSAGES'. Several other SEARCH techniques proved useless. Ha-NEUMAN devised aRISKy TECHNOLOGY and used it to cross the seas at an astonishing CLOCK SPEED.Soon Ha-NEUMAN DOWNLOADED himself into LAN-ka. Aft! er doing some localSEARCH, Ha-NEUMAN found 'C'ta weeping under a TREE STRUCTURE.Ha-NEUMANused a LOGIN ID (ring) to identify himself to 'C'ta. After DECRYPTING THE KEY, 'C'tabelieved in him and asked him to send a 'STATUS_OK' MESSAGE to RAM. Meanwhileall the raakshasa BUGS around 'C'ta captured Ha-NEUMAN and tried to DELETE himusing pyro-techniques. But Ha-NEUMAN managed to spread chaos by spreading theVIRUS 'Fire'. Ha-NEUMAN happily pressed ESCAPE from LAN-ka and conveyed all theSTATUS MESSAGES to RAM and SU-greev. RAW-wan decided to take the all powerfulRAM head-on and prepared for the battle.One of the RAW-wan's SUN (son) almostDELETED RAM & LSI-man with a powerful brahma-astra. But Ha-NEUMAN resorted tosome ACTIVE-X gradients and REFORMATTED RAM and LSI-man. RAM used theSOURCE CODE secrets of RAW-wan and once for all wiped out RAW-wan's presense onearth. After the battle, RAM got INSTALLED in I/O-dhya a! nd spreaded hisMICROSOFT WORKS and other USER FRIENDLY PROGRAMS to all USERS andevery one lived happily everafter.By..Gates Bil</blockquote>

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