Ramayana by Bill Gates...
LAN, LAN ago, in the SYSTEM of I/O-dhya, there ruled a PROCESSOR named DOS-rat.
Once he EXECUTED a great sacrifice PROGRAM after which his queens gave an
OUTPUT of four SUNs--RAM, LSIman,BUG-rat and SED-rughana. RAM the eldest was
a MICROCHIP with excellent MEMORY. His brothers, however, were only
PERIPHERAL ICs. Once when RAM was only 16MB, he married princess 'C'ta. 12years
passed and DOS-rat decided to INSTALL RAM as his successor. However, Queen
CIE/CAE(Kayegayee), who was once offered a boon by DOS-rat for a lifesaving HELP
COMMAND, took this opportunity at the instigation of her BIOSed maid (a real plotter),
and insisted that her son Bug-rat be INSTALLED and that RAM be CUT-N-PASTED to
the forest for 14 years.
At this cruel and unexpected demand, a SURGE passed through
DOS-rat and he kollapsed
power-less. RAM agreed to LOG INTO forest and 'C'ta insisted to
LOGIN with hi! m.
LSI-man also resolved on LOGGING IN with his brother. The
forest was the dwelling of
SPARCnakha, the TRAN-SISTOR of RAW-van, PROCESSOR of
LAN-ka. Attracted by
RAM's stature, she proposed that he marry her. RAM, politely
declined. Perceiving 'C'ta to
be the SOURCE CODE of her distress, she hastened to kill her.
Weeping, SPARC-nakha
fled to LAN-ka, where RAW-van, moved by TRAN-SISTOR's
plight, approached his
uncle MAR-icha. MAR-icha REPROGRAMED himself into the
form of a golden stag and
drew RAM deep into the forest. Finally, tired of chase, RAM shot
the deer, who, with his
last breath, cried out resperately for LSI-man in RAM's voice.
Fooled by this VIRTUAL RAM SOUND, 'C'ta urged LSI-man to his brother's aid.
Catching the opportunity, RAW-van DELINKED 'C'ta from her LIBRARY and changed
her ROOT DIRECTORY to LAN-ka.
RAM and LSI-man started SEARCHING for the missing 'C'ta all over the forest.
They made friendship with the forest SYSTEM ADMINISTRATOR SU-greev and his powerful
co-processor Ha-NEUMAN.
SU-greev agreed to help RAM. SU-greev ordered his
PROGRAMMERS to use powerful
'SEARCH' techniques to FIND the missing 'C'ta. His
PROGRAMMERS SEARCHED all
around the INTER-NETworked forests. Many tried to 'EXCITE' the birds and animals not
to forget the 'WEBCRAWLERS' (Insects) and tried to 'INFO SEEK' something about
'C'ta. Some of them even shouted 'YAA-HOO' but they all ended up with 'NOT FOUND
MESSAGES'. Several other SEARCH techniques proved useless. Ha-NEUMAN devised a
RISKy TECHNOLOGY and used it to cross the seas at an astonishing CLOCK SPEED.
Soon Ha-NEUMAN DOWNLOADED himself into LAN-ka. Aft! er doing some local
SEARCH, Ha-NEUMAN found 'C'ta weeping under a TREE STRUCTURE.Ha-NEUMAN
used a LOGIN ID (ring) to identify himself to 'C'ta. After DECRYPTING THE KEY, 'C'ta
believed in him and asked him to send a 'STATUS_OK' MESSAGE to RAM. Meanwhile
all the raakshasa BUGS around 'C'ta captured Ha-NEUMAN and tried to DELETE him
using pyro-techniques. But Ha-NEUMAN managed to spread chaos by spreading the
VIRUS 'Fire'. Ha-NEUMAN happily pressed ESCAPE from LAN-ka and conveyed all the
STATUS MESSAGES to RAM and SU-greev. RAW-wan decided to take the all powerful
RAM head-on and prepared for the battle.One of the RAW-wan's SUN (son) almost
DELETED RAM & LSI-man with a powerful brahma-astra. But Ha-NEUMAN resorted to
some ACTIVE-X gradients and REFORMATTED RAM and LSI-man. RAM used the
SOURCE CODE secrets of RAW-wan and once for all wiped out RAW-wan's presense on
earth. After the battle, RAM got INSTALLED in I/O-dhya a! nd spreaded his
MICROSOFT WORKS and other USER FRIENDLY PROGRAMS to all USERS and
every one lived happily everafter.
By..
Gates Bil
LAN, LAN ago, in the SYSTEM of I/O-dhya, there ruled a PROCESSOR named DOS-rat.
Once he EXECUTED a great sacrifice PROGRAM after which his queens gave an
OUTPUT of four SUNs--RAM, LSIman,BUG-rat and SED-rughana. RAM the eldest was
a MICROCHIP with excellent MEMORY. His brothers, however, were only
PERIPHERAL ICs. Once when RAM was only 16MB, he married princess 'C'ta. 12years
passed and DOS-rat decided to INSTALL RAM as his successor. However, Queen
CIE/CAE(Kayegayee), who was once offered a boon by DOS-rat for a lifesaving HELP
COMMAND, took this opportunity at the instigation of her BIOSed maid (a real plotter),
and insisted that her son Bug-rat be INSTALLED and that RAM be CUT-N-PASTED to
the forest for 14 years.
At this cruel and unexpected demand, a SURGE passed through
DOS-rat and he kollapsed
power-less. RAM agreed to LOG INTO forest and 'C'ta insisted to
LOGIN with hi! m.
LSI-man also resolved on LOGGING IN with his brother. The
forest was the dwelling of
SPARCnakha, the TRAN-SISTOR of RAW-van, PROCESSOR of
LAN-ka. Attracted by
RAM's stature, she proposed that he marry her. RAM, politely
declined. Perceiving 'C'ta to
be the SOURCE CODE of her distress, she hastened to kill her.
Weeping, SPARC-nakha
fled to LAN-ka, where RAW-van, moved by TRAN-SISTOR's
plight, approached his
uncle MAR-icha. MAR-icha REPROGRAMED himself into the
form of a golden stag and
drew RAM deep into the forest. Finally, tired of chase, RAM shot
the deer, who, with his
last breath, cried out resperately for LSI-man in RAM's voice.
Fooled by this VIRTUAL RAM SOUND, 'C'ta urged LSI-man to his brother's aid.
Catching the opportunity, RAW-van DELINKED 'C'ta from her LIBRARY and changed
her ROOT DIRECTORY to LAN-ka.
RAM and LSI-man started SEARCHING for the missing 'C'ta all over the forest.
They made friendship with the forest SYSTEM ADMINISTRATOR SU-greev and his powerful
co-processor Ha-NEUMAN.
SU-greev agreed to help RAM. SU-greev ordered his
PROGRAMMERS to use powerful
'SEARCH' techniques to FIND the missing 'C'ta. His
PROGRAMMERS SEARCHED all
around the INTER-NETworked forests. Many tried to 'EXCITE' the birds and animals not
to forget the 'WEBCRAWLERS' (Insects) and tried to 'INFO SEEK' something about
'C'ta. Some of them even shouted 'YAA-HOO' but they all ended up with 'NOT FOUND
MESSAGES'. Several other SEARCH techniques proved useless. Ha-NEUMAN devised a
RISKy TECHNOLOGY and used it to cross the seas at an astonishing CLOCK SPEED.
Soon Ha-NEUMAN DOWNLOADED himself into LAN-ka. Aft! er doing some local
SEARCH, Ha-NEUMAN found 'C'ta weeping under a TREE STRUCTURE.Ha-NEUMAN
used a LOGIN ID (ring) to identify himself to 'C'ta. After DECRYPTING THE KEY, 'C'ta
believed in him and asked him to send a 'STATUS_OK' MESSAGE to RAM. Meanwhile
all the raakshasa BUGS around 'C'ta captured Ha-NEUMAN and tried to DELETE him
using pyro-techniques. But Ha-NEUMAN managed to spread chaos by spreading the
VIRUS 'Fire'. Ha-NEUMAN happily pressed ESCAPE from LAN-ka and conveyed all the
STATUS MESSAGES to RAM and SU-greev. RAW-wan decided to take the all powerful
RAM head-on and prepared for the battle.One of the RAW-wan's SUN (son) almost
DELETED RAM & LSI-man with a powerful brahma-astra. But Ha-NEUMAN resorted to
some ACTIVE-X gradients and REFORMATTED RAM and LSI-man. RAM used the
SOURCE CODE secrets of RAW-wan and once for all wiped out RAW-wan's presense on
earth. After the battle, RAM got INSTALLED in I/O-dhya a! nd spreaded his
MICROSOFT WORKS and other USER FRIENDLY PROGRAMS to all USERS and
every one lived happily everafter.
By..
Gates Bil
