Next time when ur wife/ girl fren complains that you have not taken her to any expensive place, take her to the nearest gas/petrol station
I love walking in rain so that no1 can see my tears!" -
"I love walking in the fog so that no1 can see me smoke!"
I love walking in any season, because petrol is now ??????
Girl:"I'll climb the talest mountain,swim the deepest ocean,walk on burning coal just 4 you!"Boy:"so sweet.Can u meet me now?"Girl:"Mad or what? Its raining!"=))
A Man gifted his wife a diamond necklace 4 their anniversary & his Wife didnt speak 2 him for 3 months !!Y ? Was d necklace fake ?No, dat was d Deal
A wife hit her husband with a frying pan.Husband: What was that for..?Wife: I found a paper in your pocketwith the name Jenny on it.Husband: I took part in a race last weeeand Jenny was the name of my horse.Wife: Sorry..!Next day wife hit him with the frying pan againHusband: What now..?Wife: Your horse is on the Phone ........
Only 1 percent girls become wives of der lovers.the remaining 99 percent become passwords on FB
I love walking in rain so that no1 can see my tears!" -
"I love walking in the fog so that no1 can see me smoke!"
I love walking in any season, because petrol is now ??????
Girl:"I'll climb the talest mountain,swim the deepest ocean,walk on burning coal just 4 you!"Boy:"so sweet.Can u meet me now?"Girl:"Mad or what? Its raining!"=))
A Man gifted his wife a diamond necklace 4 their anniversary & his Wife didnt speak 2 him for 3 months !!Y ? Was d necklace fake ?No, dat was d Deal
A wife hit her husband with a frying pan.Husband: What was that for..?Wife: I found a paper in your pocketwith the name Jenny on it.Husband: I took part in a race last weeeand Jenny was the name of my horse.Wife: Sorry..!Next day wife hit him with the frying pan againHusband: What now..?Wife: Your horse is on the Phone ........
Only 1 percent girls become wives of der lovers.the remaining 99 percent become passwords on FB
