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<blockquote data-quote="kad_0932" data-source="post: 5304036" data-attributes="member: 63269"><p><strong>hondata hithanna deyak</strong></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px">----------------------------------------------</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">Read the next question before looking at the response for this one..</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">-----------------------------------------------</span></span> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px">Question 1:</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">If you knew a woman who was pregnant,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">who had 8 kids already,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">three were deaf,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">two were blind,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">one mentally retarded,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">and she had Syphilis,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">would you recommend that she have an abortion ???</span></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">----------------------------------------------</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">Read the next question before looking at the response for this one..</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">-----------------------------------------------</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">Question 2:</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">It is time to elect a new world leader,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">and only your vote counts.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">Here are the facts about the three candidates.</span></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">Candidate A:</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">Associates with crooked politicians,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">and consults with astrologists.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">He's had two mistresses.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">He also chain smokes and</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">drinks 8 to 10 Martinis a day.</span></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">Candidate B:</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">He was kicked out of office twice,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">sleeps until noon,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">used opium in college and</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">drinks a quart of whiskey every evening..</span></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">Candidate C:</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">He is a decorated war hero.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">He's a vegetarian,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">doesn't smoke,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">drinks an occasional beer</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">and never committed adultery.</span></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">Which of these candidates would be your choice?</span></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">Decide first...</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">No peeking,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">and then scroll down for the response.</span></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">-</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">-</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">-</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">-</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">-</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">-</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">-</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">-</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">-</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">-</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">-</span></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">Candidate B is Winston Churchill.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.</span></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">And, by the way,</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">on your answer to the abortion question:</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">If you said YES, you just killed Beethoven!</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">Pretty interesting isn't it?</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">Makes a person think before judging someone.</span></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">Remember:</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">Amateurs ... Built the Ark.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">Professionals ... Built the Titanic</span></span> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/shocked.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":shocked:" title="Shocked :shocked:" data-shortname=":shocked:" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="kad_0932, post: 5304036, member: 63269"] [b]hondata hithanna deyak[/b] [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=2]----------------------------------------------[/SIZE][/FONT] [SIZE=2][FONT=Verdana]Read the next question before looking at the response for this one..[/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][FONT=Verdana]-----------------------------------------------[/FONT][/SIZE] [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=2]Question 1:[/SIZE][/FONT] [SIZE=2][FONT=Verdana]If you knew a woman who was pregnant,[/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][FONT=Verdana]who had 8 kids already,[/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][FONT=Verdana]three were deaf,[/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][FONT=Verdana]two were blind,[/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][FONT=Verdana]one mentally retarded,[/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][FONT=Verdana]and she had Syphilis,[/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][FONT=Verdana]would you recommend that she have an abortion ???[/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][FONT=Verdana]----------------------------------------------[/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][FONT=Verdana]Read the next question before looking at the response for this one..[/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][FONT=Verdana]-----------------------------------------------[/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][FONT=Verdana]Question 2:[/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][FONT=Verdana]It is time to elect a new world leader,[/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][FONT=Verdana]and only your vote counts.[/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][FONT=Verdana]Here are the facts about the three candidates.[/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][FONT=Verdana]Candidate A:[/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][FONT=Verdana]Associates with crooked politicians,[/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][FONT=Verdana]and consults with astrologists.[/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][FONT=Verdana]He's had two mistresses.[/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][FONT=Verdana]He also chain smokes and[/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][FONT=Verdana]drinks 8 to 10 Martinis a day.[/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][FONT=Verdana]Candidate B:[/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][FONT=Verdana]He was kicked out of office twice,[/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][FONT=Verdana]sleeps until noon,[/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][FONT=Verdana]used opium in college and[/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][FONT=Verdana]drinks a quart of whiskey every evening..[/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][FONT=Verdana]Candidate C:[/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][FONT=Verdana]He is a decorated war hero.[/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][FONT=Verdana]He's a vegetarian,[/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][FONT=Verdana]doesn't smoke,[/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][FONT=Verdana]drinks an occasional beer[/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][FONT=Verdana]and never committed adultery.[/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][FONT=Verdana]Which of these candidates would be your choice?[/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][FONT=Verdana]Decide first...[/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][FONT=Verdana]No peeking,[/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][FONT=Verdana]and then scroll down for the response.[/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][FONT=Verdana]-[/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][FONT=Verdana]-[/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][FONT=Verdana]-[/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][FONT=Verdana]-[/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][FONT=Verdana]-[/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][FONT=Verdana]-[/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][FONT=Verdana]-[/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][FONT=Verdana]-[/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][FONT=Verdana]-[/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][FONT=Verdana]-[/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][FONT=Verdana]-[/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][FONT=Verdana]Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.[/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][FONT=Verdana]Candidate B is Winston Churchill.[/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][FONT=Verdana]Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.[/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][FONT=Verdana]And, by the way,[/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][FONT=Verdana]on your answer to the abortion question:[/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][FONT=Verdana]If you said YES, you just killed Beethoven![/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][FONT=Verdana]Pretty interesting isn't it?[/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][FONT=Verdana]Makes a person think before judging someone.[/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][FONT=Verdana]Remember:[/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][FONT=Verdana]Amateurs ... Built the Ark.[/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][FONT=Verdana]Professionals ... Built the Titanic[/FONT][/SIZE] :shocked: [/QUOTE]
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