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A man suffered a serious heart attack and had open heart bypass surgery. He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at a Catholic hospital. As he was recovering, a nun asked him questions regarding how he was going to pay for services. He was asked if he had health insurance.
He replied in a raspy voice, "No health insurance."
The nun asked if he had money in the bank.
He replied, "No money in the bank."
The nun asked, "Do you have a relative who could help you?"
He said, "I only have an unmarried sister who is a nun."
The nun got a little perturbed and announced loudly, "Nuns are not unmarried, Nuns are married to God."
The patient replied, "Then send the bill to my brother-in-law. "
A man suffered a serious heart attack and had open heart bypass surgery. He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at a Catholic hospital. As he was recovering, a nun asked him questions regarding how he was going to pay for services. He was asked if he had health insurance.
He replied in a raspy voice, "No health insurance."
The nun asked if he had money in the bank.
He replied, "No money in the bank."
The nun asked, "Do you have a relative who could help you?"
He said, "I only have an unmarried sister who is a nun."
The nun got a little perturbed and announced loudly, "Nuns are not unmarried, Nuns are married to God."
The patient replied, "Then send the bill to my brother-in-law. "
