how was the LTTE party? It was a blast!
What do you call an LTTE babe? A bomb.
What's the LTTE's fave drink? Gren-ade!
What do LTTE gravestones usually say? Rest in pieces.
What is an LTTE member least likely to die of? Old age.
How do you distinguish a tiger from an LTTE? The tiger can`t speak Tamil.
How did the LTTE guy scare his wife? By threatening to hug her.
