Lawyer : I Have Some Good news and some Bad newshttp://images.google.lk/imgres?imgu...s?q=avatar+the+last+airbender&um=1&hl=en&sa=N
Client : well give me the bad news
Lawyer : The bad news is that the DNA tests showed that it was your blood they found at the
crime Scene
client : oh I'm ruined what is the good news?
Lawyer : The good news is that your cholesterol is down to 130
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Doctor : I Have Some Good news and I have some Bad news
Patient : Whats the good news?
Doctor : The good news is that the tests you took Showed that you have 24 hours to live
Patient : That's the good news whats the bad news?
Doctor : The bad news is that I forgot to tell you yesterday.
JOKE-3
There was a boy who wanted a bicycle. he prayed to god to give him a bicycle. After a time he realized
God does not work that way so he stole a bike and begged for forgiveness.
JOKE-4
Why didn't the mouse cross the road?
It's cord wasn't long enough!
Client : well give me the bad news
Lawyer : The bad news is that the DNA tests showed that it was your blood they found at the
crime Scene
client : oh I'm ruined what is the good news?
Lawyer : The good news is that your cholesterol is down to 130
JOKE-2
Doctor : I Have Some Good news and I have some Bad news
Patient : Whats the good news?
Doctor : The good news is that the tests you took Showed that you have 24 hours to live
Patient : That's the good news whats the bad news?
Doctor : The bad news is that I forgot to tell you yesterday.
JOKE-3
There was a boy who wanted a bicycle. he prayed to god to give him a bicycle. After a time he realized
God does not work that way so he stole a bike and begged for forgiveness.
JOKE-4
Why didn't the mouse cross the road?
It's cord wasn't long enough!
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