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Message: <blockquote data-quote="BUB123" data-source="post: 7777093" data-attributes="member: 264251">A guy walks  into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking, the  monkey starts jumping all over the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the  bar and eats them, then grabs some sliced limes and eats them,then jumps up on  the pool table, grabs the cue ball, sticks it in his mouth and swallows it  whole.The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see what your monkey  just did?" The guy says, "No, what?" "He just ate the cue ball off my pool table  - whole!" says the bartender. "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replies the  patron. "He eats everything in sight, the little twerp. I'll pay for the cue  ball and stuff." He finishes his drink, pays his bill, and leaves. Two weeks  later he's in the bar again, and he has his monkey with him. He orders a drink  and the monkey starts running around the bar again.While the man is  drinking, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks  it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it. The bartender is disgusted. "Did you  see what your monkey did now?" "Now what?" asks the patron. "Well, he stuck a  maraschino cherry up his butt, then pulled it out and ate it!" says the  barkeeper."Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replies the patron. "He  still eats everything in sight, but ever since he ate that damn cue ball he  measures everything first!"</blockquote>

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