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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Banned" data-source="post: 7636099" data-attributes="member: 256491"><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong>Russian President Putin received a call from George Bush. He says to</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong>Putin, "Our largest condom factory has exploded. My people's favorite  form of birth control. This is a true disaster!"</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong>"Mr. Bush, the Russian people would be happy to do anything within  their power to help you," replied President Putin.</strong><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong>"I do need your help," said Bush. "Could you send 1,000,000 condoms  ASAP to tide us over?"</strong><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong>"Why certainly! I'll get right on it," said Putin.</strong><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong>"Oh, and one more small favor, please?" said Bush.</strong><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong>"Yes?" said Putin.</strong><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong>"Could the condoms be red in color and at least 10" long and 2" in  diameter?" said Bush.</strong><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong>"No problem," replied the Russian President.</strong><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong>George Bush hung up and started laughing with his aides about how those</strong><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong>stupid Russians will fall for any thing.</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong>Putin hung up and called the CEO of a condom company. "I need a</strong><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong>favor. Can you send 1,000,000 condoms right away over to America?"</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong>"Consider it done," replied the CEO of the condom company.</strong><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong>"Good! Now listen, they have to be red in color, 10" long and 2" in  diameter."</strong><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong>"Easily done. Anything else?"</strong><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong>"Yeah," said the President, "Print 'MADE IN RUSSIA, SIZE: SMALL' on  each one!!!"                         </strong></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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