Russian President Putin received a call from George Bush. He says to
Putin, "Our largest condom factory has exploded. My people's favorite form of birth control. This is a true disaster!"
"Mr. Bush, the Russian people would be happy to do anything within their power to help you," replied President Putin.
"I do need your help," said Bush. "Could you send 1,000,000 condoms ASAP to tide us over?"
"Why certainly! I'll get right on it," said Putin.
"Oh, and one more small favor, please?" said Bush.
"Yes?" said Putin.
"Could the condoms be red in color and at least 10" long and 2" in diameter?" said Bush.
"No problem," replied the Russian President.
George Bush hung up and started laughing with his aides about how those
stupid Russians will fall for any thing.
Putin hung up and called the CEO of a condom company. "I need a
favor. Can you send 1,000,000 condoms right away over to America?"
"Consider it done," replied the CEO of the condom company.
"Good! Now listen, they have to be red in color, 10" long and 2" in diameter."
"Easily done. Anything else?"
"Yeah," said the President, "Print 'MADE IN RUSSIA, SIZE: SMALL' on each one!!!"
Putin, "Our largest condom factory has exploded. My people's favorite form of birth control. This is a true disaster!"
"Mr. Bush, the Russian people would be happy to do anything within their power to help you," replied President Putin.
"I do need your help," said Bush. "Could you send 1,000,000 condoms ASAP to tide us over?"
"Why certainly! I'll get right on it," said Putin.
"Oh, and one more small favor, please?" said Bush.
"Yes?" said Putin.
"Could the condoms be red in color and at least 10" long and 2" in diameter?" said Bush.
"No problem," replied the Russian President.
George Bush hung up and started laughing with his aides about how those
stupid Russians will fall for any thing.
Putin hung up and called the CEO of a condom company. "I need a
favor. Can you send 1,000,000 condoms right away over to America?"
"Consider it done," replied the CEO of the condom company.
"Good! Now listen, they have to be red in color, 10" long and 2" in diameter."
"Easily done. Anything else?"
"Yeah," said the President, "Print 'MADE IN RUSSIA, SIZE: SMALL' on each one!!!"
