SANTA ANSWER MEDICAL TERMINOLOGY

Dreamworks_naveen

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  • Sep 12, 2007
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    Have you heard of Mr. Santa Singh applying to a medical school to become a doctor?


    Needless to say he never made it. You know why?


    These are the answers he wrote in his entrance exam.


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    Antibody - against everyone

    Artery - The study of the paintings.

    Bacteria - back door to a cafeteria.

    Caesarean section - a district in Rome.

    Cardiology - advance study of poker playing.

    Cat scan - searching for lost kitty.

    Chronic - neck of a crow.

    Coma - punctuation mark.

    Cortisone - area around local court.

    Cyst - short for sister.

    Diagnosis - person with slanted nose.

    Dilate - the late British Princess Diana.

    Dislocation - in this place.

    Duodenum - couple in blue jeans.

    Enema - not a friend.

    Fake labour - pretending to work.

    Genes - blue denim.

    Hernia - she is close by.

    Impotent - distinguished/well known.

    Labour pain - hurt at work.

    Lactose - people without toes.

    Lymph - walk unsteadily.

    Microbes - small dressing gown.

    Obesity - city of Obe.

    Pacemaker - winner of Nobel peace prize.

    Proteins - in favour of teens.

    Pulse - grain.

    Pus - small cat.

    Red blood count - Dracula.

    Secretion - hiding anything.

    Tablet - small table.

    Ultrasound - radical noise.

    Urine - opposite of you're out.

    Varicose - very close.