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<blockquote data-quote="Dreamworks_naveen" data-source="post: 4187040" data-attributes="member: 49393"><p>Have you heard of Mr. Santa Singh applying to a medical school to become a doctor?</p><p> </p><p></p><p>Needless to say he never made it. You know why?</p><p> </p><p></p><p>These are the answers he wrote in his entrance exam.</p><p> </p><p></p><p>************</p><p> </p><p></p><p>Antibody - against everyone</p><p> </p><p>Artery - The study of the paintings.</p><p> </p><p>Bacteria - back door to a cafeteria.</p><p> </p><p>Caesarean section - a district in Rome.</p><p> </p><p>Cardiology - advance study of poker playing.</p><p> </p><p>Cat scan - searching for lost kitty.</p><p> </p><p>Chronic - neck of a crow.</p><p> </p><p>Coma - punctuation mark.</p><p> </p><p>Cortisone - area around local court.</p><p> </p><p>Cyst - short for sister.</p><p> </p><p>Diagnosis - person with slanted nose.</p><p> </p><p>Dilate - the late British Princess Diana.</p><p> </p><p>Dislocation - in this place.</p><p> </p><p>Duodenum - couple in blue jeans.</p><p> </p><p>Enema - not a friend.</p><p> </p><p>Fake labour - pretending to work.</p><p> </p><p>Genes - blue denim.</p><p> </p><p>Hernia - she is close by.</p><p> </p><p>Impotent - distinguished/well known.</p><p> </p><p>Labour pain - hurt at work.</p><p> </p><p>Lactose - people without toes.</p><p> </p><p>Lymph - walk unsteadily.</p><p> </p><p>Microbes - small dressing gown.</p><p> </p><p>Obesity - city of Obe.</p><p> </p><p>Pacemaker - winner of Nobel peace prize.</p><p> </p><p>Proteins - in favour of teens.</p><p> </p><p>Pulse - grain.</p><p> </p><p>Pus - small cat.</p><p> </p><p>Red blood count - Dracula.</p><p> </p><p>Secretion - hiding anything.</p><p> </p><p>Tablet - small table.</p><p> </p><p>Ultrasound - radical noise.</p><p> </p><p>Urine - opposite of you're out.</p><p> </p><p>Varicose - very close.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Dreamworks_naveen, post: 4187040, member: 49393"] Have you heard of Mr. Santa Singh applying to a medical school to become a doctor? Needless to say he never made it. You know why? These are the answers he wrote in his entrance exam. ************ Antibody - against everyone Artery - The study of the paintings. Bacteria - back door to a cafeteria. Caesarean section - a district in Rome. Cardiology - advance study of poker playing. Cat scan - searching for lost kitty. Chronic - neck of a crow. Coma - punctuation mark. Cortisone - area around local court. Cyst - short for sister. Diagnosis - person with slanted nose. Dilate - the late British Princess Diana. Dislocation - in this place. Duodenum - couple in blue jeans. Enema - not a friend. Fake labour - pretending to work. Genes - blue denim. Hernia - she is close by. Impotent - distinguished/well known. Labour pain - hurt at work. Lactose - people without toes. Lymph - walk unsteadily. Microbes - small dressing gown. Obesity - city of Obe. Pacemaker - winner of Nobel peace prize. Proteins - in favour of teens. Pulse - grain. Pus - small cat. Red blood count - Dracula. Secretion - hiding anything. Tablet - small table. Ultrasound - radical noise. Urine - opposite of you're out. Varicose - very close. [/QUOTE]
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