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<blockquote data-quote="kpg" data-source="post: 3228340" data-attributes="member: 104262"><p>Stunt plane </p><p></p><p>Santa and and his wife, Jeeto, went to a fair. Santa had never been on an airplane, was fascinated by a stunt plane and asked the pilot how much aride would cost.</p><p>"Rupees one thousand for 3 minutes" the pilot replied.</p><p>"That`s too much" said Santa.</p><p>The pilot thought for a second and then said, "I`ll make you a deal. If you and your wife ride for 3 minutes without uttering a sound, the ride will be free. But if you make any sound at all, you`ll have to pay me the whole amount."</p><p>Santa and Jeeto agreed and went for a thrilling ride.</p><p>After they landed, the pilot said to Santa, "I want to congratulate you for not making a sound. You are a brave man."</p><p>"Maybe so," said Santa, "but I gotta tell you, I almost screamed when my wife fell out."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="kpg, post: 3228340, member: 104262"] Stunt plane Santa and and his wife, Jeeto, went to a fair. Santa had never been on an airplane, was fascinated by a stunt plane and asked the pilot how much aride would cost. "Rupees one thousand for 3 minutes" the pilot replied. "That`s too much" said Santa. The pilot thought for a second and then said, "I`ll make you a deal. If you and your wife ride for 3 minutes without uttering a sound, the ride will be free. But if you make any sound at all, you`ll have to pay me the whole amount." Santa and Jeeto agreed and went for a thrilling ride. After they landed, the pilot said to Santa, "I want to congratulate you for not making a sound. You are a brave man." "Maybe so," said Santa, "but I gotta tell you, I almost screamed when my wife fell out." [/QUOTE]
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