Sarath Fonseka Issues Celebratory Smackdown to Mangala...
Shortly after the election results were announced, Sarath Fonseka and his friends in the Gay Alliance booked 73 rooms at the fabulous Cinnamon Lakeside hotel to celebrate his election as the new Sun Goat of Tamil Eelam. The party itself took place in just 3 rooms while the other 70 rooms were to accommodate the General’s totally non-inflated ego. The spoilsport Sinhaloid government deployed troops from the Gajaba Regiment and SF-1 around the perimeter of the hotel to make sure the celebrations did not break any anti-gay laws in Sri Lanka.
It is reported that an argument then developed between General Fonseka and MAngala over who should take the blame for the wonderful election result. It culminated with the General issuing a right royal smackdown to poor MAN-gala, who was punched, kicked and finally spat on in a most dignified manner. Seeing this, Ponil and the rest of his merry bottoms stealthily tip-toed out of the hotel, leaving El General to celebrate by himself and his totally legal non-deserter bodyguards.
Shortly after the election results were announced, Sarath Fonseka and his friends in the Gay Alliance booked 73 rooms at the fabulous Cinnamon Lakeside hotel to celebrate his election as the new Sun Goat of Tamil Eelam. The party itself took place in just 3 rooms while the other 70 rooms were to accommodate the General’s totally non-inflated ego. The spoilsport Sinhaloid government deployed troops from the Gajaba Regiment and SF-1 around the perimeter of the hotel to make sure the celebrations did not break any anti-gay laws in Sri Lanka.
It is reported that an argument then developed between General Fonseka and MAngala over who should take the blame for the wonderful election result. It culminated with the General issuing a right royal smackdown to poor MAN-gala, who was punched, kicked and finally spat on in a most dignified manner. Seeing this, Ponil and the rest of his merry bottoms stealthily tip-toed out of the hotel, leaving El General to celebrate by himself and his totally legal non-deserter bodyguards.
