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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Siyaathu" data-source="post: 14547951" data-attributes="member: 285374">I've seen some folks have posted lot of Sardar Jokes on EK. Some people localized Sardar jokes as Amdon or Udurawana jokes.<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin    :D" data-shortname=":D" />Anyways here's a collection of Sardar jokes. You won't stop laughing!!(This post is a 100% copy paste. So every credit should go to the original creators.<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/yes.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":yes:" title="Yes    :yes:" data-shortname=":yes:" />)Interviewer: Just imagine you are on the third floor, and it has caught fire, so how will you escape?Sardar: Its simple. I will stop my imagination!--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Santa Singh: "My doctor told me to drink carrot juice after a hot bath to cure my cold."Banta Singh: "Does it work?"Santa Singh: "I don't know... I can never finish drinking the hot bath."--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Manager asked sardar at an interview.-Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?Sardar replied: P-O-S-T-B-O-X.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------After returning from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife - Do I look like a foreigner?Wife: No! Why?Sardar: In London a lady asked me “are you a foreigner?”--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------One tourist from U.S.A. asked Sardar:Any great man born in this village?Sardar: No sir, only small babies!!!--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Sardar starts shouting in a store......Where is my free gift with this oil?Shopkeeper : There is nothing free with thisSardar: It is written CHOLESTEROL FREE.-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sardar enters kitchen, opens sugar box, looks inside and closes it. This he does again and again. Why?Because the doctor told him to check sugar regularly-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Three Sardars were going on a scooter. Traffic police showed them his hand. One of the Sardars told: We are already three, sorry, there is no space-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Two Sardars were in a forest, when a lion came roaring towards them. One of them throws sand into its eyes, and runs. Second one stays unmoved. When asked why he is not running, another Sardar tells: "Why should I be running? It is you who has thrown the sand "--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Bank manager asks Sardar in an interview: "What is cyclone"Sardar: "It is the loan given to purchase a cycle"--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Once Sardar brought some tablets and started cutting the edges. Do you know why? He wanted to avoid side effects!Will post more later.... <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/yes.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":yes:" title="Yes    :yes:" data-shortname=":yes:" /> </blockquote>

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