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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Siyaathu" data-source="post: 14548004" data-attributes="member: 285374">Bus conductor: Ticket, ticketSardar: Give two ticketsConductor: Why two?Sardar: If I lose one, another will be thereConductor: What if you lose both?Sardar: No problem, I have pass...--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------A famous Sardar's declaration to the media: "I will never marry in my life. And I will advise the same to my children too"--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Teacher: Oxygen is very essential to life. It was discovered in 1773Sardar: Thank God!! I was born after 1773. Had I born earlier, I would have died...--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------MD: I give you driver job. Starting salary is 2000 Rs.Sardar: Oh, thank you. What is the driving salary and stopping salary?--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Sardar reported for his university final examination, which consists of Yes/No type questions. He takes his seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes his purse out, removes a coin and starts tossing it, marking the answer sheet Yes for Heads and No for Tails.Within half an hour he is all done whereas the rest of the class is sweating it out. During the last few minutes, he is seen desperately flipping the coin, muttering and sweating.The moderator, alarmed, approaches his and asks what is going on.Sardar replies, "I'm rechecking my answers and I don't think I did very good."--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Interviewer: Do you know Microsoft Office?Sardar: No, but I can find it if you give address...--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Sardar bought a lottery ticket for 10 Rs. Luckily Sardar won 10 crores for that. He went to the shop to collect the prize money. The owner cut the tax and gave him 7 crores. Sardar: Give me full 10 crores or give my 10 Rs. back--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Sardar was drawing money from ATM. A person, who was just behind him in the line said, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! I've seen ur password. Its 4 asterisks (****).Sardar replies, "Ha! Ha! Ha! You are wrong. Its 1258."--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife. Two seconds later a report came to his phone and he started dancing. Why?The report said, "DELIVERED".--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Sardar fell from first floor. People gathered. One of them asked Sardar: "What happened"Sardar: "I too don't know.. I came here just now"--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Sardar: Oye.. Mera mobile bill kitna hai ?Call Centre Girl: Sir, just dial 123 to get your current bill status.Sardar: Abbey STUPID, current ka nahi mobile ka bill chaahiye !--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Napoleon: There are no words called IMPOSSIBLE and FEAR in my dictionary.Sardar: What should I do ? You should have checked it before buying--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------An Englishman and a Sardar were in a toilet. Englishman: How do you do ?Sardar: Good morning ! We remove underwear and do !!--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Sardar1: Did you consult the eye doctor about your eyes ?Sardar2: Yes, but the doctor was more blind than me.Sardar1: How do you know ?Sardar2: He was looking at my eyes with a torch !--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Sardar: What's the guarantee for this mirror ?Salesman: Drop it from 100 feet height.. it will not break till the 99th feetSardar: Amazing ! Pack it--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------How do you identify a Sardar in a classroom ?It is simple.. check who's erasing his notes when the teacher is cleaning the board.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Sardar ji is buying a TV"Do you have color TVs?""Sure.""Give me a green one, please."--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Sardar Ji calls Air India."How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?""Just a sec," says the rep.Thank you." says the Sardar ji and hangs up.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Sardar ji is filling up a job applicationHe promptly fills in the lines on NAME, AGE, ADDRESS, etc.Then came the column SALARY EXPECTEDAfter much thought he writes: Yes--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------What does Sardarji do after taking photocopies?He compares it with the original for spelling mistakes.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Sardarji went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain."I would like to buy this small TV," he told the salesman."Sorry, we don't sell to Sardars," he replied.He hurried home removed his turban and changed his hair style, and returnedto tell the salesman"I would like to buy this TV.""Sorry, we don't sell to Sardars," Salesman replied."Damn, he recognised me," he thought.He went for a complete disguise this time, haircut, new hair colour,new outfit, big sunglasses, waited a few days, saw the salesman again."I would like to buy this TV.""Sorry, we don't sell to Sardars," he replied.Frustrated, he exclaimed, "How do you know I'm a Sardar?""Because that's a microwave," he replied.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Why did 18 Sardars go to a movie?Because below 18 was not allowed.</blockquote>

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