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<blockquote data-quote="Siyaathu" data-source="post: 14551843" data-attributes="member: 285374"><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Green">When sardar was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver adjusted mirror. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Green">Sardar shouted, "You are trying to see my wife? Sit back. I will drive.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Green"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Green">--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Green"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Green">Sardar was sitting in beach.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Green"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Green">American: r u relaxing??</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Green"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Green">Srd: I m Papu Singh</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Green"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Green">Another American: r u relaxing??</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Green"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Green">Srd: No I m Papu Singh.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Green"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Green">Srdr left the place in anger. Then Srdr asks one American lying nearby, r u relaxing??</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Green"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Green">American: yes</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Green"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Green">Srdr gives a slap & sas, all r searching 4u & u lying here!!</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Green"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Green">--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Green"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Green">Breaking News</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Green">ATM @ Gulshan-e-Iqbal Is Jammed &</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Green">Not In Working Condition</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Green">.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Green">.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Green">.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Green">Because</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Green">.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Green">.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Green">.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Green">Sardar's Wife Put Hair pin In Machine</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Green">When It Said", Enter Ur PIN"</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Green"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Green">--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Green"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Green">Sardarji was asked,</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Green">what is a adult joke?</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Green"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Green">Reply came</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Green">any joke which is eighteen years old.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Green"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Green">--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Green"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Green">On a romantic day sardar's girlfriend asks him,</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Green">"Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring?"</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Green">Sardar : "Ya sure, from landline or mobile".</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Green"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Green">--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Green"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Green">In bio practical:</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Green">Examiner:Tell me the name of</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Green">this bird by seeing it's legs only?</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Green">Sardar:I don't know.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Green">Examiner:You failed, what's your name?</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Green">Sardar:See my legs & tell my name</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Green"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Green">--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Green"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Green">Sardar on phone:</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Green"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Green">Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Green"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Green">Doctor: Is this her first child?</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Green"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Green">Sardar: No this is her husband speaking‚¦</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Green"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Green"><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /></span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Siyaathu, post: 14551843, member: 285374"] [SIZE="5"][FONT="Comic Sans MS"][COLOR="Green"]When sardar was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver adjusted mirror. Sardar shouted, "You are trying to see my wife? Sit back. I will drive. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sardar was sitting in beach. American: r u relaxing?? Srd: I m Papu Singh Another American: r u relaxing?? Srd: No I m Papu Singh. Srdr left the place in anger. Then Srdr asks one American lying nearby, r u relaxing?? American: yes Srdr gives a slap & sas, all r searching 4u & u lying here!! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Breaking News ATM @ Gulshan-e-Iqbal Is Jammed & Not In Working Condition . . . Because . . . Sardar's Wife Put Hair pin In Machine When It Said", Enter Ur PIN" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sardarji was asked, what is a adult joke? Reply came any joke which is eighteen years old. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- On a romantic day sardar's girlfriend asks him, "Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring?" Sardar : "Ya sure, from landline or mobile". -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- In bio practical: Examiner:Tell me the name of this bird by seeing it's legs only? Sardar:I don't know. Examiner:You failed, what's your name? Sardar:See my legs & tell my name -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sardar on phone: Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now. Doctor: Is this her first child? Sardar: No this is her husband speaking‚¦ :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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