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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Siyaathu" data-source="post: 14553018" data-attributes="member: 285374">1st ever intelligent sardar.Teacher: what do u call a personwho cannot hear anything?sardar: u can call him anything,because he cannot hear anything---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurantand puts his fingeron the last of menu: Bring this.Waiter: Oh! you can't get itbecause he is the owner of restaurant.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Sardar got into a bus on 1st Aprilwhen conductor asked for ticket.He gave Rs.10/-and took the ticket and said april fool.I have pass.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Sardar 2 friend: Guess how manycoins I have in my pocket?Friend:If I guess right, u give me 1?Sardar:Oji, I will give both of them--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Q:- Why does Sardar always smile during lightning storms?A:- They think their picture is being taken.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Four guys1 from Harward:1 Oxford1 Texas&a Sardar from Pujab university1 common question:What is the fastest thing in world?Oxford:LightHarvard:ThoughtTexas:Blink of an eyeSardar:Its loose motions,because last night I was lying in my bed& before I could blink,think or turn on the lights,it was over!--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Q:Why is a Sardarji standing belowa tube light with a open mouth?A:Because his doctor advised him“Todays dinner should be light‚--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------A Sardar & his wife filed an application for divorce.Judge asked :How will you divide, you have 3 children?Sardar replied :Ok! We will apply next year.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------2 Sardars lookin at an Egyptian mummy.Sardar1:Look so many bandages,pakka truck accident case hai.Sardar2: Aaho,truck number bhi likha hay, BC-1760--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Sardarji is not sleeping with his wife! these daysGuess why?because somebody had told him that it is wrong to sleep with married women.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------A Teacher lecturing on population -In India after Every 10 sec awoman gives birth to a kid.A Sardar stands up-we must find & stop her!.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Sardar's wish : when i die,I wanna die like my grandpawho died peacefully in his sleepnot screaminglike all the passengers in thecar he was driving..</blockquote>

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