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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Siyaathu" data-source="post: 14600044" data-attributes="member: 285374">A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl,he Went and Kissed her.Girl: "STUPID what r u doing?"Sardar: B.Com final year"--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Sardarji ( to doctor ) : Doctor, I have a problem.Doctor : What's your problem?Sardarji : I keep forgetting things.Doctor : Since when do you have this problem?Sardarji : What problem?--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Boss: Where were you born?Sardar: India ..Boss: which part?Sardar: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India .--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Sardar: What is the name of your car?Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?Sardar: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. .....Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.Sardar: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word "beans".."My father grows beans," said one student."My father cooks beans," said another.Then a Little Sardarji spoke up: "We are all human beans."--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Judge: why did u shoot ur wife, instead of shooting her lover?Sardar: Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting oneman every week.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------once a room was made by some scientist .,the specialty of the room was -if anyone speaks out lie he will be killed to test it three people were brought ...1-Musharraf 2-Bush 3-a Sardarji first Musharraf entered and said "i think i love India"........he died second bush entered & said" i think i love Iraq."...........he died lastly sardarji entered & said "i think .". & he died--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------A friend: Your friend is kissing your wife in your home.Sardar rushed home angrily.After half an hour, he came back and slapped the friend."You fool, he is not my friend."--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Sardar had twins; he named them Tin Martin.Again had twins & named Peter & Repeater.again twins & named Max & Climax.Again d same. disgusted Sardar named them TIRED&RETIRED!-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Postman:- I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This PacketSardar :- why did u come so far. Instead u could have posted it....</blockquote>

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