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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Moe85" data-source="post: 5999393" data-attributes="member: 242802">A sardar invested 2 Lakhs in a business and Suffered>> huge Loss.>> Do u know what the business was?>> . . . .. . . . . .. . . He opened a Saloon in>> Punjab!.>>>>--------------------------------------------------------------------->> A sardharji photographer focusing a dead body's face>> in a funeral function, suddenly all relatives beat him>> why?>> He said "SMILE PLEASE">>>>--------------------------------------------------------------------->> Sardarji gets ready ,wears tie, coat ,goes out,>> climbs tree, sits on the branch regularly. A man asks>> why he does this.>> Sardarji: "I've been promoted as branch manager.">>>>--------------------------------------------------------------------->> Why is a Sardarji standing below a tube light with a>> open mouth.................>>>> Because his doctor advised him "Todays dinner should>> be light">>>>--------------------------------------------------------------------->> Sardar & family go to a party. He introduces himself>> - I am Sardar Bantisingh. Meet my wife Sardarnee>> Preetisingh, the boy ...my kid & the girl my kidney....>>>>--------------------------------------------------------------------->> One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his>> college.>>>> U know Why?>>>> Because he wanted to check where the question paper>> is leaking...>>>>--------------------------------------------------------------------->> Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants.>> Servant: It's already raining.>> Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go.>>>>--------------------------------------------------------------------->> Sardar found the answer to the most difficult>> question ever ->>>> What will come first, Chicken or egg?>>>> O Yaar, what ever u order first will come first.>>>>--------------------------------------------------------------------->> A teacher told all students in a class to write an>> essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except>> one Sardarji. He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!">>>>--------------------------------------------------------------------->> Postman:- I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This>> Packet>> Sardar:- why did u come so far. Instead u could have>> posted it....>>>>--------------------------------------------------------------------->> WHY CANT SARDARS DIAL NINE-ELEVEN (911) AT EMERGENCY?>>>> ** THEY CAN NOT FIND THE ELEVEN ON THE PHONE.>>>>--------------------------------------------------------------------->> Sardar & his wife buy coffee in a shop.>> Sardar says... Drink quickly......>> Wife asks why...>> sardar says hot coffee Rs5 and cold coffee Rs10>>>>--------------------------------------------------------------------->> A Sardar & his wife filed an application for Divorce.>> Judge asked: How'll U divide, U"VE 3 children?>>>> Sardar replied: Ok! We"ll apply NEXT YEAR>>>>--------------------------------------------------------------------->> Sardar's wish :when i die,i wana die lik my grandpa>> who died peacefuly in his sleep not screamin like all>> d passengers in d car he was driving..>>>>--------------------------------------------------------------------->> Sardar was writing something very slowly.>> Friend asked:" Why r u writing so slowly?>> Sardar: "I'm writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he can't read>> very fast.>>>>--------------------------------------------------------------------->> A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after>> every 10 sec a women gives birth to a kid.>> A Sardar stands up- We must find & stop her!.>>>>--------------------------------------------------------------------->> A man asked sardarji, why Manmohan singh goes walking>> at evening not in the morning. Sardarji replied>> ''Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM''.>>>>--------------------------------------------------------------------->> Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital.>> The Chinese friend just says "CHIN YU YAN" and dies.>> Sardarji goes2 china 2 find meaning of friends last>> words.>> It is 'U R STANDNG ON the OXGN TUBE!">>>>--------------------------------------------------------------------->> --->> Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his>> eyes closed.>> His wife asked what you are doing ?>> .He said-im seeing how i loo! k while sleeping.>>>>--------------------------------------------------------------------->> ----------------------------->> Why did Sardar cut the sides of the capsule before>> taking it? Guess what...>> ---To avoid side effect!!!>>>>--------------------------------------------------------------------->> ---------------------------->> Man: Sardarji where were u born?>> Sardarji: Punjab.>> Man: Which part?>> Sardar: Oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body is>> born in punjab".>>>>--------------------------------------------------------------------->> ---------------------------->> Lawyer to Sardar: Gita pe haath rakhkar kaho ke .....>> Sardar :yeh kya, sita pe haath lagaya to court me>> bulaiya. ab fir gita pe haath.>>>>--------------------------------------------------------------------->> ------------------------------->> Q<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/happy.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":)" title="Happy    :)" data-shortname=":)" /> Why was sardarji writing the exam near the door>> A<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/happy.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":)" title="Happy    :)" data-shortname=":)" /> bcoz it was an entrance exam.>>>>--------------------------------------------------------------------->> ----------------------------------->> A Sardar saw a beautiful girl... he went and kissed>> her....>> Girl said- "What r u doing...?">> Sardar said- B.COM from Khalsa college, Chandigar>>>>--------------------------------------------------------------------->> --------------------------------------->> Sardar: For the past one week a girl is disturbing me.>> I don't know how she got my no, She interrupts>> whenever I call someone and says "plzz recharge ur>> card">>>>--------------------------------------------------------------------->> --------------------------------------->> A person went into the office kitchen one morning and>> found a Sardarni painting the walls. She was wearing a>> new fur coat and a nice denim jacket.>> Thinking this was a little strange, he asked her why>> she was wearing them rather than old clothes or an>> overall.>> She showed him the instructions on the tin, "For best>> results put on two coats">>>>--------------------------------------------------------------------->> -------------------------------->> A sardar was drawing money from ATM, The sardar behind>> him in the line said, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! I've seen ur>> password.>> Its 4 asterisks(****).>> The first sardar replies, Ha! Ha! Haaa! U r wrong, Its>> 1258>>>>>>--------------------------------------------------------------------->> -------------------------------------------->> Q<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/happy.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":)" title="Happy    :)" data-shortname=":)" /> How do u recognize a sardar in school or>> college???>> A<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/happy.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":)" title="Happy    :)" data-shortname=":)" /> They are the ones who erase their notebooks when>> the teacher erases the blackboard... BOLO tarara!!>>>>--------------------------------------------------------------------->> --------------------------------------->> Q<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/happy.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":)" title="Happy    :)" data-shortname=":)" /> What will a sardarji do if he wants an additional>> white sheet of paper?>> (He already has one and he wants one more..)>> A<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/happy.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":)" title="Happy    :)" data-shortname=":)" /> He takes a photcopy of the white paper !!!>>>>--------------------------------------------------------------------->> -------------------------------------->> Q<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/happy.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":)" title="Happy    :)" data-shortname=":)" /> Why did the sardarji sleep with a scale?>> A<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/happy.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":)" title="Happy    :)" data-shortname=":)" /> Because he wanted to measure how much he has>> slept........>>>>--------------------------------------------------------------------->> --------------------------------------->> Santa Singh MBBS>> After finishing his MBBS, Dr. Santa Singh starts his>> own practice.>> He checked his first patient's Eyes, then the Tongue,>> and finally the Ears using a torch.>> Finally he said>> Battery is Ok !!!</blockquote>

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