A sardar invested 2 Lakhs in a business and Suffered
>> huge Loss.
>> Do u know what the business was?
>> . . . .. . . . . .. . . He opened a Saloon in
>> Punjab!.
>>
>>---------------------------------------------------------------------
>> A sardharji photographer focusing a dead body's face
>> in a funeral function, suddenly all relatives beat him
>> why?
>> He said "SMILE PLEASE"
>>
>>---------------------------------------------------------------------
>> Sardarji gets ready ,wears tie, coat ,goes out,
>> climbs tree, sits on the branch regularly. A man asks
>> why he does this.
>> Sardarji: "I've been promoted as branch manager."
>>
>>---------------------------------------------------------------------
>> Why is a Sardarji standing below a tube light with a
>> open mouth.................
>>
>> Because his doctor advised him "Todays dinner should
>> be light"
>>
>>---------------------------------------------------------------------
>> Sardar & family go to a party. He introduces himself
>> - I am Sardar Bantisingh. Meet my wife Sardarnee
>> Preetisingh, the boy ...my kid & the girl my kidney....
>>
>>---------------------------------------------------------------------
>> One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his
>> college.
>>
>> U know Why?
>>
>> Because he wanted to check where the question paper
>> is leaking...
>>
>>---------------------------------------------------------------------
>> Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants.
>> Servant: It's already raining.
>> Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go.
>>
>>---------------------------------------------------------------------
>> Sardar found the answer to the most difficult
>> question ever -
>>
>> What will come first, Chicken or egg?
>>
>> O Yaar, what ever u order first will come first.
>>
>>---------------------------------------------------------------------
>> A teacher told all students in a class to write an
>> essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except
>> one Sardarji. He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"
>>
>>---------------------------------------------------------------------
>> Postman:- I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This
>> Packet
>> Sardar:- why did u come so far. Instead u could have
>> posted it....
>>
>>---------------------------------------------------------------------
>> WHY CANT SARDARS DIAL NINE-ELEVEN (911) AT EMERGENCY?
>>
>> ** THEY CAN NOT FIND THE ELEVEN ON THE PHONE.
>>
>>---------------------------------------------------------------------
>> Sardar & his wife buy coffee in a shop.
>> Sardar says... Drink quickly......
>> Wife asks why...
>> sardar says hot coffee Rs5 and cold coffee Rs10
>>
>>---------------------------------------------------------------------
>> A Sardar & his wife filed an application for Divorce.
>> Judge asked: How'll U divide, U"VE 3 children?
>>
>> Sardar replied: Ok! We"ll apply NEXT YEAR
>>
>>---------------------------------------------------------------------
>> Sardar's wish :when i die,i wana die lik my grandpa
>> who died peacefuly in his sleep not screamin like all
>> d passengers in d car he was driving..
>>
>>---------------------------------------------------------------------
>> Sardar was writing something very slowly.
>> Friend asked:" Why r u writing so slowly?
>> Sardar: "I'm writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he can't read
>> very fast.
>>
>>---------------------------------------------------------------------
>> A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after
>> every 10 sec a women gives birth to a kid.
>> A Sardar stands up- We must find & stop her!.
>>
>>---------------------------------------------------------------------
>> A man asked sardarji, why Manmohan singh goes walking
>> at evening not in the morning. Sardarji replied
>> ''Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM''.
>>
>>---------------------------------------------------------------------
>> Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital.
>> The Chinese friend just says "CHIN YU YAN" and dies.
>> Sardarji goes2 china 2 find meaning of friends last
>> words.
>> It is 'U R STANDNG ON the OXGN TUBE!"
>>
>>---------------------------------------------------------------------
>> ---
>> Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his
>> eyes closed.
>> His wife asked what you are doing ?
>> .He said-im seeing how i loo! k while sleeping.
>>
>>---------------------------------------------------------------------
>> -----------------------------
>> Why did Sardar cut the sides of the capsule before
>> taking it? Guess what...
>> ---To avoid side effect!!!
>>
>>---------------------------------------------------------------------
>> ----------------------------
>> Man: Sardarji where were u born?
>> Sardarji: Punjab.
>> Man: Which part?
>> Sardar: Oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body is
>> born in punjab".
>>
>>---------------------------------------------------------------------
>> ----------------------------
>> Lawyer to Sardar: Gita pe haath rakhkar kaho ke .....
>> Sardar :yeh kya, sita pe haath lagaya to court me
>> bulaiya. ab fir gita pe haath.
>>
>>---------------------------------------------------------------------
>> -------------------------------
>> Q
Why was sardarji writing the exam near the door
>> A bcoz it was an entrance exam.
>>
>>---------------------------------------------------------------------
>> -----------------------------------
>> A Sardar saw a beautiful girl... he went and kissed
>> her....
>> Girl said- "What r u doing...?"
>> Sardar said- B.COM from Khalsa college, Chandigar
>>
>>---------------------------------------------------------------------
>> ---------------------------------------
>> Sardar: For the past one week a girl is disturbing me.
>> I don't know how she got my no, She interrupts
>> whenever I call someone and says "plzz recharge ur
>> card"
>>
>>---------------------------------------------------------------------
>> ---------------------------------------
>> A person went into the office kitchen one morning and
>> found a Sardarni painting the walls. She was wearing a
>> new fur coat and a nice denim jacket.
>> Thinking this was a little strange, he asked her why
>> she was wearing them rather than old clothes or an
>> overall.
>> She showed him the instructions on the tin, "For best
>> results put on two coats"
>>
>>---------------------------------------------------------------------
>> --------------------------------
>> A sardar was drawing money from ATM, The sardar behind
>> him in the line said, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! I've seen ur
>> password.
>> Its 4 asterisks(****).
>> The first sardar replies, Ha! Ha! Haaa! U r wrong, Its
>> 1258
>>
>>
>>---------------------------------------------------------------------
>> --------------------------------------------
>> Q How do u recognize a sardar in school or
>> college???
>> A They are the ones who erase their notebooks when
>> the teacher erases the blackboard... BOLO tarara!!
>>
>>---------------------------------------------------------------------
>> ---------------------------------------
>> Q What will a sardarji do if he wants an additional
>> white sheet of paper?
>> (He already has one and he wants one more..)
>> A He takes a photcopy of the white paper !!!
>>
>>---------------------------------------------------------------------
>> --------------------------------------
>> Q Why did the sardarji sleep with a scale?
>> A Because he wanted to measure how much he has
>> slept........
>>
>>---------------------------------------------------------------------
>> ---------------------------------------
>> Santa Singh MBBS
>> After finishing his MBBS, Dr. Santa Singh starts his
>> own practice.
>> He checked his first patient's Eyes, then the Tongue,
>> and finally the Ears using a torch.
>> Finally he said
>> Battery is Ok !!!
>> huge Loss.
>> Do u know what the business was?
>> . . . .. . . . . .. . . He opened a Saloon in
>> Punjab!.
>>
>>---------------------------------------------------------------------
>> A sardharji photographer focusing a dead body's face
>> in a funeral function, suddenly all relatives beat him
>> why?
>> He said "SMILE PLEASE"
>>
>>---------------------------------------------------------------------
>> Sardarji gets ready ,wears tie, coat ,goes out,
>> climbs tree, sits on the branch regularly. A man asks
>> why he does this.
>> Sardarji: "I've been promoted as branch manager."
>>
>>---------------------------------------------------------------------
>> Why is a Sardarji standing below a tube light with a
>> open mouth.................
>>
>> Because his doctor advised him "Todays dinner should
>> be light"
>>
>>---------------------------------------------------------------------
>> Sardar & family go to a party. He introduces himself
>> - I am Sardar Bantisingh. Meet my wife Sardarnee
>> Preetisingh, the boy ...my kid & the girl my kidney....
>>
>>---------------------------------------------------------------------
>> One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his
>> college.
>>
>> U know Why?
>>
>> Because he wanted to check where the question paper
>> is leaking...
>>
>>---------------------------------------------------------------------
>> Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants.
>> Servant: It's already raining.
>> Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go.
>>
>>---------------------------------------------------------------------
>> Sardar found the answer to the most difficult
>> question ever -
>>
>> What will come first, Chicken or egg?
>>
>> O Yaar, what ever u order first will come first.
>>
>>---------------------------------------------------------------------
>> A teacher told all students in a class to write an
>> essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except
>> one Sardarji. He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"
>>
>>---------------------------------------------------------------------
>> Postman:- I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This
>> Packet
>> Sardar:- why did u come so far. Instead u could have
>> posted it....
>>
>>---------------------------------------------------------------------
>> WHY CANT SARDARS DIAL NINE-ELEVEN (911) AT EMERGENCY?
>>
>> ** THEY CAN NOT FIND THE ELEVEN ON THE PHONE.
>>
>>---------------------------------------------------------------------
>> Sardar & his wife buy coffee in a shop.
>> Sardar says... Drink quickly......
>> Wife asks why...
>> sardar says hot coffee Rs5 and cold coffee Rs10
>>
>>---------------------------------------------------------------------
>> A Sardar & his wife filed an application for Divorce.
>> Judge asked: How'll U divide, U"VE 3 children?
>>
>> Sardar replied: Ok! We"ll apply NEXT YEAR
>>
>>---------------------------------------------------------------------
>> Sardar's wish :when i die,i wana die lik my grandpa
>> who died peacefuly in his sleep not screamin like all
>> d passengers in d car he was driving..
>>
>>---------------------------------------------------------------------
>> Sardar was writing something very slowly.
>> Friend asked:" Why r u writing so slowly?
>> Sardar: "I'm writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he can't read
>> very fast.
>>
>>---------------------------------------------------------------------
>> A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after
>> every 10 sec a women gives birth to a kid.
>> A Sardar stands up- We must find & stop her!.
>>
>>---------------------------------------------------------------------
>> A man asked sardarji, why Manmohan singh goes walking
>> at evening not in the morning. Sardarji replied
>> ''Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM''.
>>
>>---------------------------------------------------------------------
>> Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital.
>> The Chinese friend just says "CHIN YU YAN" and dies.
>> Sardarji goes2 china 2 find meaning of friends last
>> words.
>> It is 'U R STANDNG ON the OXGN TUBE!"
>>
>>---------------------------------------------------------------------
>> ---
>> Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his
>> eyes closed.
>> His wife asked what you are doing ?
>> .He said-im seeing how i loo! k while sleeping.
>>
>>---------------------------------------------------------------------
>> -----------------------------
>> Why did Sardar cut the sides of the capsule before
>> taking it? Guess what...
>> ---To avoid side effect!!!
>>
>>---------------------------------------------------------------------
>> ----------------------------
>> Man: Sardarji where were u born?
>> Sardarji: Punjab.
>> Man: Which part?
>> Sardar: Oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body is
>> born in punjab".
>>
>>---------------------------------------------------------------------
>> ----------------------------
>> Lawyer to Sardar: Gita pe haath rakhkar kaho ke .....
>> Sardar :yeh kya, sita pe haath lagaya to court me
>> bulaiya. ab fir gita pe haath.
>>
>>---------------------------------------------------------------------
>> -------------------------------
>> Q
Why was sardarji writing the exam near the door>> A
bcoz it was an entrance exam.>>
>>---------------------------------------------------------------------
>> -----------------------------------
>> A Sardar saw a beautiful girl... he went and kissed
>> her....
>> Girl said- "What r u doing...?"
>> Sardar said- B.COM from Khalsa college, Chandigar
>>
>>---------------------------------------------------------------------
>> ---------------------------------------
>> Sardar: For the past one week a girl is disturbing me.
>> I don't know how she got my no, She interrupts
>> whenever I call someone and says "plzz recharge ur
>> card"
>>
>>---------------------------------------------------------------------
>> ---------------------------------------
>> A person went into the office kitchen one morning and
>> found a Sardarni painting the walls. She was wearing a
>> new fur coat and a nice denim jacket.
>> Thinking this was a little strange, he asked her why
>> she was wearing them rather than old clothes or an
>> overall.
>> She showed him the instructions on the tin, "For best
>> results put on two coats"
>>
>>---------------------------------------------------------------------
>> --------------------------------
>> A sardar was drawing money from ATM, The sardar behind
>> him in the line said, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! I've seen ur
>> password.
>> Its 4 asterisks(****).
>> The first sardar replies, Ha! Ha! Haaa! U r wrong, Its
>> 1258
>>
>>
>>---------------------------------------------------------------------
>> --------------------------------------------
>> Q
How do u recognize a sardar in school or>> college???
>> A
They are the ones who erase their notebooks when>> the teacher erases the blackboard... BOLO tarara!!
>>
>>---------------------------------------------------------------------
>> ---------------------------------------
>> Q
What will a sardarji do if he wants an additional>> white sheet of paper?
>> (He already has one and he wants one more..)
>> A
He takes a photcopy of the white paper !!!>>
>>---------------------------------------------------------------------
>> --------------------------------------
>> Q
Why did the sardarji sleep with a scale?>> A
Because he wanted to measure how much he has>> slept........
>>
>>---------------------------------------------------------------------
>> ---------------------------------------
>> Santa Singh MBBS
>> After finishing his MBBS, Dr. Santa Singh starts his
>> own practice.
>> He checked his first patient's Eyes, then the Tongue,
>> and finally the Ears using a torch.
>> Finally he said
>> Battery is Ok !!!
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