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Message: <blockquote data-quote="HRA" data-source="post: 4935687" data-attributes="member: 6136">Sardar: My mobile bill how much?Call centre girl: sir, just dial 456to know current bill statusSardar: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.Sardar: I think that girl is deaf...Friend: How do u know?Sardar: I told I Love her, but she said her chappals are newSardar: Miss, Did u call me on my mobile?Teacher: Me? No, why?Sardar: Yesterday I saw in my mobile- “1 Miss Call".Judge: Don't U have shame? It is d 3rd time U R coming to court.Sardar to judge: U R coming daily, don't U have shame?Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple?Sardar: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE.Sardar attending an interview in Software Company.Manager: Do U know MS Office?Sardar: If U give me the address I will go there sir.Sardar in airplane going 2 Bombay .. While its landing he shouted: " Bombay ... Bombay "Air hostess said: "B silent."Sardar: "Ok. Ombay. Ombay"Sardar got a sms from his girl friend:"I MISS YOU"Sardarji replied:"I Mr YOU" !!.Sardar: Doctor! My Son swallowed a keyDoctor: When?Sardar: 3 Months AgoDr: Wat were u doing till now?Sardar: We were using duplicate keyDr: So why did you come today?Sardar: We lost the duplicate key!!A sardarji invested 2 Lakhs in a business and suffered huge loss.Do you know what the business was?He opened a Saloon in Punjab !--------------------------------------------------------------------------------A teacher lecturing on population, "In India , after every 10 sec a women gives birth to a kid."A sardarji stands up, "we must find & stop her!"--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Sardarji -why are all these people running?Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup, why are others running?--------------------------------------------------------------------------------19 Sardars went to watch a movie. On asking them why they came in a group of 19, they replied that the film was only for above 18!--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Sardarji photographer focusing a dead body's face in a funeral function, suddenly all relatives beat him why? . . He said "SMILE PLEASE"--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense.Sardar: The future tense is "you will go to jail".--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Sardar gets ready ,wears tie, coat ,goes out, climbs tree, sits on the branch regularly.A man asks why he does this.Sardarji:"I've been promoted as branch manager."--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open mouth ................. WHY?Because his doctor advised him "Todays dinner should be light"--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Sardarji was filling up application form for a job. He was not sure as to what to be filled in column "Salary Expected".After much thought he wrote : Yes!--------------------------------------------------------------------------------A sardarji and his family to a party.He introduces as - I am sardar, she is sardarnee.The boy is my kid and the girl is my Kid-ney.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college. Do you know why? Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking!--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants.Servant: It's already raining.Sardar: So what? Take an umbrella and go.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------A sardarji hears, "Santa! Your daughter has died!"Depressed, Sardar jumps from 100th floor At 50th floor he remembers I don't have a daughter!At 25flr:I'm unmarried!At 10flr:I'm Banta not santa!--------------------------------------------------------------------------------On a romantic date, a sardar's girl friend asks him, "Darling, on our engagement, will you give me a ring?"He said, Yah Sure. What is your phone number?--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever - What will come first, Chicken or egg?O Yaar, what ever u order first will come first.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave 11 cr after deducting tax. Angry Sardar: "Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back!"--------------------------------------------------------------------------------A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.All were busy writing except one Sardarji.He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Postman:- I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver you this packet.Sardar:- why did u come so far. Instead you could have posted it--------------------------------------------------------------------------------What does a sardar do after taking a xerox? He will compare it with the original for any spelling mistakes.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Sardar & his wife buy coffee in a shop. Sardar says," Dr ink quickly"Wife asks,"Why?"Sardar says, "Look at their rates! Hot coffee Rs5 and cold coffee Rs10"--------------------------------------------------------------------------------A Sardar & his wife filed an application for Divorce.Judge asked: How'll you divide? You have 3 children?Sardar replied: Ok! We"ll apply NEXT YEAR--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Sardar was writing something very slowly. Friend asked:" Why are you writing so slowly? Sardar: "I'm writing to my 6 yr old son, he can't read very fast.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Flash news: A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard in Punjab .Local sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still digging for more.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------A man asked sardarji, why Manmohan singh goes walking at evening not in the morning. Sardarji replied ''Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM''--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed. His wife asked what you are doing ? . He said-im seeing how i look while sleeping</blockquote>

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