Sayings We'd Like

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Sayings We'd Like To See On Those Office Inspirational Posters




Sayings We'd Like To See On Those Office Inspirational Posters:


*Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings, they did it by killing all those who opposed them.


*If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos you probably haven't completely understood the seriousness of the situation.


*Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done.


*Doing the job WRONG fourteen times gives you job security.


*Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.


*Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity.


*A person who smiles in the face of adversity probably has a scape goat.


*If at first you don't succeed, try management.


*Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.


*TEAMWORK...means never having to take all the blame yourself.


*Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups.


*Hang in there, retirement is only thirty years away!


*Go the extra mile. It makes your boss look like an incompetent slacker.


*When the going gets tough, the tough take a coffee break.


*INDECISION is the key to FLEXIBILITY.


*Succeed in spite of management.


*Aim Low, Reach Your Goals, Avoid Disappointment.