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<blockquote data-quote="gayancc" data-source="post: 4143078" data-attributes="member: 48771"><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px">Teacher: What happened in 1869?</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px">Student: Gandhiji was born.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px">Teacher: What happened in 1873?</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px">Student: Gandhiji was four years old. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px">Teacher: What is the full form of maths?</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px">Student: Mentally affected teachers harassing students</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px">Teacher:</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px">Now children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him then what virtue would I be showing?</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px">Student: BROTHERLY LOVE</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px">Teacher: Because of Gandhiji's hard work what do we get on 15th August?</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px">Student: A holiday</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px">Teacher: 'Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence? '</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px">Student: 'Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px">Teacher:How old is ur father.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px">Student: As old as I am.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px">Teacher: How is it possible?</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px">Student: He became father only after I was born. (1st Rank) </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="gayancc, post: 4143078, member: 48771"] [FONT="Comic Sans MS"][SIZE="5"]Teacher: What happened in 1869? Student: Gandhiji was born. Teacher: What happened in 1873? Student: Gandhiji was four years old. Teacher: What is the full form of maths? Student: Mentally affected teachers harassing students Teacher: Now children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him then what virtue would I be showing? Student: BROTHERLY LOVE Teacher: Because of Gandhiji's hard work what do we get on 15th August? Student: A holiday Teacher: 'Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence? ' Student: 'Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time. Teacher:How old is ur father. Student: As old as I am. Teacher: How is it possible? Student: He became father only after I was born. (1st Rank) [/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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