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Message: <blockquote data-quote="gayancc" data-source="post: 4143078" data-attributes="member: 48771"><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px">Teacher: What happened in 1869?</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px">Student: Gandhiji was born.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px">Teacher: What happened in 1873?</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px">Student: Gandhiji was four years old. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px">Teacher: What is the full form of maths?</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px">Student: Mentally affected teachers harassing students</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px">Teacher:</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px">Now children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him then what virtue would I be showing?</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px">Student: BROTHERLY LOVE</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px">Teacher: Because of Gandhiji's hard work what do we get on 15th August?</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px">Student: A holiday</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px">Teacher: 'Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence? '</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px">Student: 'Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px">Teacher:How old is ur father.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px">Student: As old as I am.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px">Teacher: How is it possible?</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px">Student: He became father only after I was born. (1st Rank)  </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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