School Days....Great student

[gayancc]

Teacher: What happened in 1869?
Student: Gandhiji was born.
Teacher: What happened in 1873?
Student: Gandhiji was four years old.



Teacher: What is the full form of maths?
Student: Mentally affected teachers harassing students




Teacher:
Now children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him then what virtue would I be showing?
Student: BROTHERLY LOVE




Teacher: Because of Gandhiji's hard work what do we get on 15th August?
Student: A holiday


Teacher: 'Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence? '
Student: 'Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time.




Teacher:How old is ur father.
Student: As old as I am.
Teacher: How is it possible?
Student: He became father only after I was born. (1st Rank)

 

[barack obama]

REPOST
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[gayancc]

REPOST
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[marley]

repost neda???awlak na balapu nathi kattiya innawane..eyalata balanna puluwan.......thanks machan

 

[coolgayathra]

repostne
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[Proxies]

REPOst da???Mama nam balala ne.....patta...thankz machannn..