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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Bravo-02" data-source="post: 12231197" data-attributes="member: 388804"><p><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/P.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":P" title=":P    :P" data-shortname=":P" /></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">An illegal immigrant  picks up a hooker...</span></span></span></p><p>  </p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">"Hey, how much you  charge for da hour, sister?"</span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">He asks.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">"$ 100" , she replies.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">In broken English, he  says, "Do you do immigrant style?"</span></span></span></p><p>  </p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">"No" she says.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">"I  pay you $200 to do immigrant style."</span></span></span></p><p>  </p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">"No," she says, not  knowing what immigrant style is.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">"I pay you $300."</span></span></span></p><p>  </p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">"No," she says.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">"I  pay you $400."</span></span></span></p><p>  </p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">"No," she says.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">So  finally he says, "OK, I pay $1,000 to do immigrant style."</span></span></span></p><p>  </p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">She thinks, "Well,  I've been in the game for over 10 years now. I've had every kind of request from  weirdos from every part of the world.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">How bad could immigrant style  be?"</span></span></span></p><p>  </p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">So she agrees and has  sex with him.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">Finally, after several hours, they finish.</span></span></span></p><p>  </p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">Exhausted, the hooker  turns to him and says,</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">"Hey, I was expecting something perverted and  disgusting. But that was good. So, what exactly is immigrant  style?"</span></span></span></p><p>  </p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">The illegal immigrant  replies, "You send bill to US Government."</span></span></span></p><p></p><p><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/love.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":love:" title="Love    :love:" data-shortname=":love:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/love.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":love:" title="Love    :love:" data-shortname=":love:" /></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Magenta">එල නං  සලකල යන්න ....!!</span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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