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Message: <blockquote data-quote="gayankuwait" data-source="post: 8948859" data-attributes="member: 312790">A charitable act A wife arrived home from a shopping trip and was shocked to findher husband in bed with a lovely young woman.Just as she was about to storm out of the house, her husbandcalled out "Perhaps you should hear how all this came about..."I was driving home on the highway when I saw this young womanlooking tired and bedraggled. I brought her home and made her a meal from the roast beef you had forgotten about in the fridge.She was bare-footed so I gave her your good sandals which you haddiscarded because they had gone out of style.She was cold so I gave her the sweater which I bought for you foryour birthday but you never wore because the color didn't suityou.Her pants were torn, so I gave her a pair of your jeans, whichwere perfectly good, but too small for you now."Then just as she was about to leave, she asked, 'Is thereanything else your wife doesn't use anymore ?'"  A Crying Pregnant Blonde There were three women sitting in a doctor's office, a blond, abrunette, and a red-head. They were all pregnant."I'm having a boy because I was on the bottom," said the brunette."Well, I'm having a girl because I was on top," said the red-head.All of a sudden the blond started crying. They asked her what waswrong. "I'm having puppies," exclaimed the blond.</blockquote>

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