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<blockquote data-quote="gayankuwait" data-source="post: 8948873" data-attributes="member: 312790"><p>Up To His Shoes </p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>A man and a woman were deeply in love. She, being of a religious</p><p>nature, had held back the worldly pleasure that he wanted so bad.</p><p></p><p>In fact, he had never even seen her naked.</p><p></p><p>One day, as they drove along, she remarked about his slow driving</p><p>habits. "I can't stand it anymore," she told him. "Let's play a</p><p>game. For every 5 miles per hour over the speed limit you drive,</p><p>I'll remove one piece of clothing."</p><p></p><p>He enthusiastically agreed and sped up the car.</p><p></p><p>He reached the 55 MPH mark, so she took off her blouse. At 60, off</p><p>came the pants. At 65 it was her bra and at 70 her panties.</p><p></p><p>Now, seeing her naked for the first time, and traveling faster</p><p>than he ever had before, he became very excited and lost control</p><p>of the car. He veered off the road, over an embankment and wrapped</p><p>the car around a tree. His girlfriend was thrown clear, but he was</p><p>trapped. She tried to pull him free but alas, he was stuck.</p><p></p><p>"Go up to the road and get help," he said.</p><p></p><p>"But I haven't anything to cover myself with!" she replied.</p><p></p><p>The man felt around, but could only reach one of his shoes.</p><p></p><p>"You'll have to put this between your legs to cover it up," he</p><p>told her. So she did as he said and went up to the road for help.</p><p></p><p>Along came a truck driver. Seeing a naked, crying woman along the</p><p>road, he pulled over to hear her story.</p><p></p><p>"My boyfriend, my boyfriend!" she sobs, "He's stuck and I can't</p><p>pull him out!"</p><p></p><p>The truck driver, looking down at the shoe between her legs,</p><p>replies, "Ma'am, if he's in that far, I'm afraid there's no hope</p><p>for him."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="gayankuwait, post: 8948873, member: 312790"] Up To His Shoes A man and a woman were deeply in love. She, being of a religious nature, had held back the worldly pleasure that he wanted so bad. In fact, he had never even seen her naked. One day, as they drove along, she remarked about his slow driving habits. "I can't stand it anymore," she told him. "Let's play a game. For every 5 miles per hour over the speed limit you drive, I'll remove one piece of clothing." He enthusiastically agreed and sped up the car. He reached the 55 MPH mark, so she took off her blouse. At 60, off came the pants. At 65 it was her bra and at 70 her panties. Now, seeing her naked for the first time, and traveling faster than he ever had before, he became very excited and lost control of the car. He veered off the road, over an embankment and wrapped the car around a tree. His girlfriend was thrown clear, but he was trapped. She tried to pull him free but alas, he was stuck. "Go up to the road and get help," he said. "But I haven't anything to cover myself with!" she replied. The man felt around, but could only reach one of his shoes. "You'll have to put this between your legs to cover it up," he told her. So she did as he said and went up to the road for help. Along came a truck driver. Seeing a naked, crying woman along the road, he pulled over to hear her story. "My boyfriend, my boyfriend!" she sobs, "He's stuck and I can't pull him out!" The truck driver, looking down at the shoe between her legs, replies, "Ma'am, if he's in that far, I'm afraid there's no hope for him." [/QUOTE]
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