Sex SMS Jokes (ONLY FUN!!!!!)

SK143

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  • Dec 14, 2007
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    SEX
    SEX is My Fav. I Do it regularly. Do it & Feel Gd! U'll enjoy it! I'll Die w/out SEX, S-Sleep, E-Eat, X-xercise, So do it everiday, gd for u.

    SEX ON TEXT
    Press down... down more... Ok more... YES ahh ohh yes... almost there... yeah oh shit harder... SO GOOD...! mmmmm... That's how I sex on text!

    YOU ARE WANTED
    The Police are looking for a suspect who is smart, sexy, witty & very good looking... So where are you gonna hide Me?

    TALKING DIRTY
    When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 per minute.

    SEX IS ...
    Sex is a sensation caused by temptation when a man puts his location in a woman's destination. Do u get my explanation, or do u need a demonstration?!


    NIGHT PRAYER
    Dear God, thank you for making me healthy. Can you also make me sexy? If you can't make me sexy, please make all my friends fat. Amen.


    PHONE ENGAGE
    hey! what happen 2 your hp? tried calling alot of times. everytime i dial your no, operator kept sayin 'THE SUBSCRIBER U CALLING IS HAVING SEX, PLS TRY LATER'


    THE BUSH
    When an apple is green it's ready to pluck
    When a girl is sixteen she's ready to f**K!

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    l Hey guyz these are just mesgs no hard feelings l

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    dpg

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  • Oct 12, 2006
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    "YOU ARE WANTED
    The Police are looking for a suspect who is smart, sexy, witty & very good looking... So where are you gonna hide Me? "

    Hhahaha.. This is the best 1. :D :lol: