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<blockquote data-quote="SK143" data-source="post: 1123141" data-attributes="member: 64971"><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">SEX </span></span></span></strong></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">SEX is My Fav. I Do it regularly. Do it & Feel Gd! U'll enjoy it! I'll Die w/out SEX, S-Sleep, E-Eat, X-xercise, So do it everiday, gd for u. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"> </span></span></span></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">SEX ON TEXT </span></span></span></strong></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">Press down... down more... Ok more... YES ahh ohh yes... almost there... yeah oh shit harder... SO GOOD...! mmmmm... That's how I sex on text! </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"> </span></span></span></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">YOU ARE WANTED </span></span></span></strong></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">The Police are looking for a suspect who is smart, sexy, witty & very good looking... So where are you gonna hide Me? </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"> </span></span></span></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">TALKING DIRTY </span></span></span></strong></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 per minute. </span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">SEX IS ... </span></span></span></strong></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">Sex is a sensation caused by temptation when a man puts his location in a woman's destination. Do u get my explanation, or do u need a demonstration?!</span></span></span></p><p></p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">NIGHT PRAYER </span></span></span></strong></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">Dear God, thank you for making me healthy. Can you also make me sexy? If you can't make me sexy, please make all my friends fat. Amen.</span></span></span></p><p></p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">PHONE ENGAGE </span></span></span></strong></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">hey! what happen 2 your hp? tried calling alot of times. everytime i dial your no, operator kept sayin 'THE SUBSCRIBER U CALLING IS HAVING SEX, PLS TRY LATER' </span></span></span></p><p></p><p> </p><p><strong>THE BUSH</strong></p><p><strong>When an apple is green it's ready to pluck</strong></p><p><strong>When a girl is sixteen she's ready to f**K!</strong></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: red">_______________________________________</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: red"><u>l Hey guyz these are just mesgs no hard feelings l</u></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">Ur family member</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="SK143, post: 1123141, member: 64971"] [B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000]SEX [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000]SEX is My Fav. I Do it regularly. Do it & Feel Gd! U'll enjoy it! I'll Die w/out SEX, S-Sleep, E-Eat, X-xercise, So do it everiday, gd for u. [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000]SEX ON TEXT [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000]Press down... down more... Ok more... YES ahh ohh yes... almost there... yeah oh shit harder... SO GOOD...! mmmmm... That's how I sex on text! [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000]YOU ARE WANTED [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000]The Police are looking for a suspect who is smart, sexy, witty & very good looking... So where are you gonna hide Me? [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000]TALKING DIRTY [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000]When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 per minute. [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000]SEX IS ... [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000]Sex is a sensation caused by temptation when a man puts his location in a woman's destination. Do u get my explanation, or do u need a demonstration?![/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000]NIGHT PRAYER [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000]Dear God, thank you for making me healthy. Can you also make me sexy? If you can't make me sexy, please make all my friends fat. Amen.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000]PHONE ENGAGE [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000]hey! what happen 2 your hp? tried calling alot of times. everytime i dial your no, operator kept sayin 'THE SUBSCRIBER U CALLING IS HAVING SEX, PLS TRY LATER' [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [B]THE BUSH When an apple is green it's ready to pluck When a girl is sixteen she's ready to f**K![/B] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5][COLOR=red]_______________________________________[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][SIZE=5][COLOR=red][U]l Hey guyz these are just mesgs no hard feelings l[/U][/COLOR][/SIZE] Ur family member [/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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