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Message: <blockquote data-quote="gayankuwait" data-source="post: 8872978" data-attributes="member: 312790"><p><strong>A 13 year-old boy comes home from school and his mom asks how his</strong></p><p><strong>day was. He replies, "I had sex with my teacher today."</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>"Oh my god! You get to your room! Wait till your father comes</strong></p><p><strong>home!!!", says the mom.</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>A while later the father comes home and the mom says, "Go up to</strong></p><p><strong>your son's room and talk to him. He's been really bad today."</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>Dad goes up to the son's room and asks why mom is so mad. "I told</strong></p><p><strong>her I had sex with my teacher today," replied the boy.</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>"Alright! That's my boy!", says dad. "Ya know son, women just</strong></p><p><strong>don't think like men. But I'm proud of you. What are you now,</strong></p><p><strong>about thirteen, right? Wow. That's my boy! Ya know what? I'm so</strong></p><p><strong>proud of you I'm gonna take you out and buy you that new shiny</strong></p><p><strong>bike you've been wanting!"</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>So the dad and his son go out and buy the nicest, reddest,</strong></p><p><strong>shiniest bike in the whole town. "You gonna ride it home son?"</strong></p><p><strong>asks dad.</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>The boy replied, "Nah, my ass is still sore."</strong> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Hit </span><span style="color: red"><span style="font-size: 18px">Rep</span></span> <span style="font-size: 15px">if u like it</span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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