A couple goes on holiday to a fishing resort at Lakes Entrance. The husband
likes to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife likes to read.
One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides
to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lakes area, the wife decides
to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and
continues to read her book. Along comes a fishing inspector in his boat.
He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning ma'am. What are you
doing?"
"Reading a book," she replies thinking "isn't that obvious!"
"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her.
"I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading."
"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any
moment. I'll have to take you in and make a report."
"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the
woman.
"But I haven't even touched you," says the man.
"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could
start at any moment."
"Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.............
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likes to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife likes to read.
One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides
to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lakes area, the wife decides
to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and
continues to read her book. Along comes a fishing inspector in his boat.
He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning ma'am. What are you
doing?"
"Reading a book," she replies thinking "isn't that obvious!"
"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her.
"I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading."
"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any
moment. I'll have to take you in and make a report."
"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the
woman.
"But I haven't even touched you," says the man.
"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could
start at any moment."
"Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.............
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